Lyrics Paladin Routine #2 - Frank Zappa, The Mothers

Paladin Routine #2

Gris-Gris Gumbo Ya Ya.
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Have gun—will travel, reads the card of a man
A soldier of fortune in a savage land
Mark (Narrator): As we join Paladin and his good friend Hey Boy in a plush San
Francisco hotel, we find Hey Boy stimulated and running down the stairs to
greed his compatriot in lust and perversion
Jeff (Hey Boy): Hey, Paladin, you’ve been drinking for two weeks.
What you want, pineapple chicken, almond duck, portable Sony tape recorder,
barbecue pork, sesame seed pork,, whay you want?
Dr. John: Hey, I want some baby to hone my tool and squeeze it, brother
Howard (Paladin): No, Hey Boy!
You creepy little
Jeff (Hey Boy): What?
You call Hey Boy homosexual?
Howard (Paladin): Just reserver a room in this plush San Francisco hotel for me
and my.
.. sister
Jeff (Hey Boy): Have Paladin commit incest?
Howard (Paladin): You know it, you little turd.
And if anybody asks,
if anybody asks where I am, tell them this.
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Jeff (Hey Boy): Oh, Paladin, you gesture hypnotically.
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Mark (Narrator): And Paladin does gesture hypnotically as he reaches into his
pockets to bring forth a card of lust, danger, romance, and adventure!
Hant tant, hant tant
Hant tant, hant tant
Hant tant tant
Hant tant tant
Peeeeeeee