Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Eddie, Are You Kidding, artist - Frank Zappa. Album song Just Another Band From L.A., in the genre Иностранный рок
Date of issue: 31.12.2011
Record label: Zappa Family Trust
Song language: English
Eddie, Are You Kidding |
Eddie, are you kidding? |
I’ve seen you on my TV |
Eddie, are you kidding? |
The people always ask me |
I saw your double knits |
I thought they were the pits |
You threw it in a bag |
And then you sent me home— |
What?! |
Eddie, are you kidding? |
No, no! |
Eddie, are you kidding? |
No, no! |
Eddie, are you teasing |
About your rancid garments? |
Eddie, are you teasing |
About your sixty tailors? |
I’m coming over shortly |
Because I am a portly |
You promised you could fit me |
In a fifty dollar suit— |
Oh |
Eddie, are you kidding? |
No, no! |
Eddie, are you kidding? |
No, no! |
Howard: Eddie, my friends ask me, Eddie, Eddie, are you kidding? |
I wanna tell you something, my friends, I am not kidding. |
Here at Zachary All |
we have sixty tailors in the back room. |
We have the west’s largest selections |
of portly’s, regulars, longs, extra longs, and cadets. |
And my friends say to me, |
«Eddie, Eddie, what do you think of the new Double Knits?» |
Mark: Eddie, what do you think of the new Double Knits? |
Howard: And I tell them, I’ll tell you something frankly, my friends—When the |
new double knits first came out, I was not impressed. |
But as you can see, |
these pants I’m wearing are double knit. |
They stretch in all the right places. |
They’re the most comfortable. |
Our model Twiggy here will demonstrate. |
I have this lovely little Seersucker. |
.. wait a minute |
WHERE CAN I GO IN GARDENA? |
AND WHERE CAN I GO IN L.A. |
AND WHERE CAN I GO IN ROSEMONT? |
I NEED SOME THREADS TODAY |
I need the knits |
The double knits |
I need the knits |
They are the pits |
I need the knits |
The double knits |
I’m coming over shortly |
Because I am a portly |
You promised you could fit me |
In a fifty dollar suit— |
Whew! |
Eddie, are you kidding? |
No, no! |
Eddie, are you kidding? |
No, no! |
Eddie, are you kidding? |
No, no! |
Eddie, are you kidding me? |
Eddie, are you kidding me? |
Eddie, are you kidding me? |
Howard: No, my friends, I’m not kidding, right here on the Miracle Mile we have |
the west’s largest selections of. |
. |
Portly |
Regular |
Cadet |
Tall |
And long |
Howard: And not only that—My brother Jake and Little Emil, and. |
. |
Sixty tailors! |