| Dee-goo-pee-oo-poo
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| Ta-dan!
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| Does this kind of life look interesting to you? |
| Night after night,
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| dinners with Herb Cohen. |
| Thrill-packed, fun-filled evenings on the French
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| Riviera at the MIDEM convention. |
| A big tie, the whole bit. |
| Watch Mutt eat,
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| and Leon feed the geese. |
| One thousand green business cards, with your name and
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| the wrong address. |
| Plus six royalty statements, inspected and customized by ran
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| toon tan han toon frammet and dee. |
| Followed by twelve potential suicides as the
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| members of your group, past and present, find out they can’t collect
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| unemployment. |
| A dog, a car, an epidemic of body lice with your own record
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| company, your name on the door, electric buzzer to the inner office, Ona’s tits,
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| and a three month supply of German bookings with tickets on Air Rangoon.
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| Does this kind of life look interesting to you? |
| As a big rock and roll guitar
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| player in a comedy group?
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| Hunna hunna hunna
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| 200 Motels
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| 200 Motels
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| Ran toon han toon
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| Han-toon-hannnnnn!
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| 200 Motels
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| I’m stealing the room!
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| I’m stealing the room!
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| I’m stealing the room!
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| Stealing the room
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| Stealing the
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| Stealing the room
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| (Stealing the room)
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| I’m
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| I’m
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| (Stealing)
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| Stealing
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| Stealing
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| I’m
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| I’m
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| Stealing |