| Thing-fish:
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| Welcome to the quentin robert de nameland video chapel of economic worship!
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| Ensemble: (singing)
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| Some take the bible
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| For what its worth
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| When it says that the meek
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| Shall inherit the earth
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| Well, I heard that some sheik
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| Has bought new jersey last week,
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| n you suckers aint gettin doodly!
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| Is all de mammys really wrong,
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| If wes wandrin aroun
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| Wit de nakkin on?
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| Big ol lips like a duck,
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| While wes singin dis song,
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| (evil prince, people, he caint do nothin!)
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| Thing-fish:
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| You say yo life a bum deal,
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| n yo up against de wall?
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| Well, people, you aint got no kinda
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| deal at all!
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| Now de shit dey be doin
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| Down in washingtum,
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| Ensemble:
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| Dey just takes care
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| Thing-fish:
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| Dey takin care
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| Ensemble:
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| Of number one
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| Thing-fish:
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| O number one,
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| Ensemble:
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| An number one aint you!
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| Thing-fish:
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| Oh no! |
| it aint you or you!
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| Ensemble:
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| You aint even number two!
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| Thing-fish:
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| (push de button, pull dat chain,
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| Out come dat lil brown
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| Choo-choo train!)
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| Ensemble:
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| Those jesus-freaks,
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| Well, theyre friendly, but,
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| The shit they believe
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| Has got their minds all shut,
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| An they dont even care
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| When the church takes a cut!
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| (aint it bleak when youve got so much nothin?)
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| Thing-fish:
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| So whaddya do?
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| Ensemble:
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| Eat that pork!
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| Eat that ham!
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| Laugh till ya choke
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| On billy graham!
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| Brown moses, aaron, n abraham:
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| Theyre all a waste of time,
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| n its your ass thats on the line!
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| Thing-fish:
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| Wohhhhhh, heah me talkin to ya, now,
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| Its your ass thats on the line!
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| Ensemble:
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| Do what you wanna,
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| Thing-fish:
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| Ohh! |
| do what ya wanna!
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| Ensemble:
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| Do what you will,
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| Thing-fish:
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| Do what you will!
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| Ensemble:
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| Just dont mess up Thing-fish:
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| Dont mess it!
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| Ensemble:
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| Your neighbors thrill,
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| Thing-fish:
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| Dats right!
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| Ensemble:
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| n when you pay the bill,
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| Thing-fish:
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| Aww, when ypay de bill…
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| Ensemble:
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| Kindly leave a little tip,
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| Thing-fish:
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| One-adam-twelve…
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| Ensemble:
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| And help the next poor sucker
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| Thing-fish:
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| See de sucker…
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| Ensemble:
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| On his one way trip!
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| (some take the bible!)
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| Thing-fish:
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| Aw, gimme a half a duzzning fo de hotel ruim! |