Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song The Crab-Grass Baby , by - Frank Zappa. Release date: 31.12.2011
Song language: English
The Crab-Grass Baby |
| CRAB-GRASS BABY: |
| Stroke me pompadour, pompaduooor, pompaduooor, pompaduooor. |
| Stroke me pompadour, |
| father. |
| Stroke it nicely while I tell you about the problems I am having with |
| my car an my girlfriend. |
| Ooo-wo-woo, the white man’s burden! |
| Her and her girlfriend used to go out and booze it up and tear up the |
| upholstery; |
| rip the seats completely out, and so I got a fifty-six Olds. |
| About the time I got it running decently, she got in it and wrecked the trans. |
| .tore it completely up, so I had to get another Oldsmobile (either that or go |
| to Tijuana or go to BROWN MOSES way down in Egypt-Land). |
| It’s so hard on a |
| child when his car is fucked up. |
| Buy me a Volvo, faaather |
| Isn’t it terrific, artificial RHONDA! |
| CRAB-GRASS BABY: |
| One-Adam-Twelve…see the enormous white pompadour! |
| Ha-Ha-ha-ho! |
| That’s a good one! |
| Hoo-hoo-hoo |
| He’s so young, and yet, SO WISE! |
| CRAB-GRASS BABY: |
| I pooped my pants, pooped my pants, pooped my pants! |
| I went doody, faaather, |
| sob-sob-sob-sob-sob |
| His vocabulary is astonishing! |
| CRAB-GRASS BABY: |
| So what if you suck a little cock every once in a while? |
| Ohhh… I'm so lucky to have a son like this… |
| CRAB-GRASS BABY: |
| Barf me out… gag me with a Volvo! |
| I can’t wait to show him to all the fellas down at the MINE-SHAFT! |
| CRAB-GRASS BABY: |
| Take me to the movies. |
| Buy me a balloon. |
| Stroke me pompadour! |
| Look! |
| Look! |
| Look at the pecker on him, wouldja! |
| Goodjy-goodjy-goodjy-goo! |
| Hoo hoo hoo! |
| THING-FISH: |
| Dis boy have a 'PROVLEM'! |
| However, how 'bout a nice round of applause fo de |
| three 'WISE MAMMIES', comin' atcha outa chute numba five! |