Lyrics Sy Borg - Frank Zappa

Sy Borg

Central scrutinizer:
This is the central scrutinizer… joe and his date are going back to the
apartment to have a little party…
Joe:
Sy borg
Gimme dat,
Gimme dat
Sy borg
Gimme dat, give me De chromium leg,
I beg
Sy borg
Gimme dat,
Gimme dat
Sy borg
Gimme dat, give me De chromium leg,
Little wires,
Pliers, tires
They turn me on Maybe Im crazy
Maybe Im crazy
Maybe Im crazy,
Mon…
Stroking several of sys gleaming appendages, joe continues…
Gee, sy This is a real groovy
Apartment
Youve got here
Sy borg:
All government
Sponsored recreational
Services are clean and
Efficient
Joe:
This is exciting
I never plooked
A tiny chrome-plated
Machine
That looks like a Magical pig
With marital aids
Stuck all over it Such as yourself
Before
Sy borg:
Youll love it!
Its a way of life.
Joe:
Does that mean
Maybe later
Youll plook me…
Sy borg:
If you wish, we may
Have a groovy orgy
Joe:
Just me and you?
Sy borg:
I share this apartment
With a modified
Gay bob doll
He goes all the way…
Ever try oral sex with
A miniature rubberized
Homo-replica?
Joe:
No, ah, not yet,
Ah, is this him?
Sy borg:
This is him.
Your wish is His command
He likes you
He wants to kiss
You always
Just tell him what
You want
Joe:
Really?
Hi, little guy
Think I might get a Tiny, but exciting
Blow… job…
Gimme dat,
Gimme dat
Blow job…
Gimme dat, give me De chromium cob.
Sy borg:
Bend over.
Joe:
Gay bob
Blow job
Gimme dat,
Gimme dat
Blow job
Gimme dat, give me De chromium cob
Sy borg:
Youll love it!
It looks just like a Telefunken u-47.
Joe:
Little leather cap
And trousers
They look so gay.
Warren just bought some
Warren just bought some
Warren just bought some
Hey…
Sy borg:
Bob is tired.
Plook me now,
You savage rascal
Ehhh!
that tickles.
You are a fun person
I like you.
I want to kiss
You always.
Joe:
Gee, this is great
Hows about some
Bondage and
Humiliation
Sy borg:
Anything you say,
Master.
Joe:
Oh no, I dont believe
It Youre way more fun
Than mary…
Sy borg:
Youre plooking
Too hard…
Joe:
And cleaner than
Lucille…
Sy borg:
Plooking on me…
Joe:
What have i Been missing
All these years?
Sy borg:
Too hard
Joe:
Sy…
Sy borg:
Too hard
Joe:
Sy…
Sy borg:
Plooking too hard
On me-e-e-e-e…
Joe:
Speak to me Oh no…
The golden shower
Must have shorted out
His master circuit
Hes, hes, oh my god
I must have
Plooked him…
Hey
To death…
Hey
Central scrutinizer:
This is the central scrutinizer… you have just destroyed one model xqj-37
nuclear powered pan- sexual roto-plooker and youre gonna have to pay for it!
so give up, you havent got a chance.
Joe:
But i…
I, i, i, i, i…
I cant pay
I gave all my money
To some kinda groovy
Religious guy…
Two songs ago…
Central scrutinizer:
Come on out son…
Between the two of us Well find a way to Work it out