Lyrics Suicide Chump - Frank Zappa

Suicide Chump

You say there ain’t no use in livin'
It’s all a waste of time
'N you wanna throw your life away, well
People that’s just fine
Go ahead on 'n get it over with then
Find you a bridge 'n take a jump
Just make sure you do it right the first time
'Cause nothin’s worse than a Suicide
Chump
You say there ain’t no light a-shinin'
Through the bushes up ahead
'N we’re all gonna be so sorry
When we find out you are dead
Go head on and get it over with then
Find you a bridge 'n take a jump
Just make sure you do it right the first
Time
'Cause nothin’s worse than a Suicide
Chump
Now maybe you’re scared of jumpin'
'N poison makes you sick
'N you want a little attention
'N you need it pretty quick
Don’t wanna mess your face up
Or we won’t know if it’s you
Aw there’s just so much to worry about
Now what you gonna do?
Go head on 'n get it over with then
Go head on 'n get it over with then
Go head on 'n get it over with then
Go head on 'n get it over with then
You’re on the bridge;
Scared to leap
But a girl walks over
To take a peep…
She says: «DON'T DO IT!»
But wouldn’t you know…
The girl got a head
Like a buffalo
With a little red hair
All over the top
An' her breath would make the
Traffic stop
She says «I LOVE YOU…
BUT FIRST, LET’S EAT!»
And all you can say as you run down the
Street
Is…