| Joe leaves the first church of appliantology and sets out to try l.
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| rons expensive advice
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| Central scrutinizer:
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| This is the central scrutinizer… joe has just learned to speak german now,
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| get this, heres why he did it! |
| hes gonna go to this club on the other side of town, its called the closet… and t Ot these appliances in there that really go for a guy dressed up like a housewife who can speak german (you know what I mean)… so joes |
| learned how to speak german, he goes into this place and
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| Ees these little kitchen machineries dancing around with each other,
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| and he sees this one… that looks like ah, its a cross between an industrial
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| vacuum cleaner and a chrome piggy bank with mar
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| Aids stuck all over its body… its really exciting… and when he sees it,
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| he bursts into song…
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| Joe:
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| Fick mich, du Miserabler hurensohn
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| Du miserabler hurensohn
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| Fick mich, du Miserabler hurensohn
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| Streck ihn aus
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| Streck aus deinen
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| Heissen gelockten
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| Streck ihn aus
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| Streck aus deinen
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| Heissen gelockten
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| Streck ihn aus
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| Streck aus deinen
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| Heissen gelockten
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| Schwanz
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| Ah-ee-ahee-ahhhhh!
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| Mach es sehr schnell
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| Rein und raus
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| Magisches schwein
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| Mach es sehr schnell
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| Rein und raus
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| Magisches schwein
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| Bis es spritzt, spritzt,
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| Spritzt, spritzt
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| Feuer!
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| Bis es spritzt, spritzt,
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| Spritzt, spritzt
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| Feuer!
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| Aber beklecker nicht
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| Das sofa, sofa!
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| Aber beklecker nicht
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| Das sofa, sofa!
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| Aber beklecker nicht
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| Das sofa, sofa!
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| Aber beklecker nicht
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| Das sofa, sofa!
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| Stunned by joes command of its native tongue, a gleaming model xqj-37 nuclear
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| powered pan-sexual roto-plooker named sy borg (previously thought to be the son
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| of the lady who called the police
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| T two, side I), spindles over to joe and says…
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| Sy borg:
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| Pick me… im clean…
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| I am also programmed
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| For conversational
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| English.
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| This stuns joe, who stands there speechless for a moment. |
| smitten by joes
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| animal magnetism, sy continues…
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| Sy borg:
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| May I have
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| This dance?
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| And joe, looking sharp in his housewife costume with the napkin on his head and
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| the yellow chiffon apron, responds boldly by repeat- ing the entreaty
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| originally delivered in deutsch in its conve
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| Onal english form, so that his intentions re- garding the appliance will be made perfectly clear…
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| Joe:
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| Ive got a better idea…
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| Fuck me, you ugly son
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| Of a bitch
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| You ugly son of a bitch
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| Fuck me, you ugly son
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| Of a bitch
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| Stick it out
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| Stick out yer
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| Hot curly weenie
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| Stick it out
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| Stick out yer
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| Hot curly weenie
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| Stick it out
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| Stick out yer
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| Hot curly weenie
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| Weenie… weenie,
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| Weenie, weenie!
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| Make it go fast
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| In and out,
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| (in and out)
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| Magical pig
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| Make it go fast
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| In and out,
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| (in and out)
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| Magical pig
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| Till it squirts, squirts,
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| Squirts, squirts
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| Fire
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| Till it squirts, squirts,
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| Squirts, squirts
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| Fire
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| Dont get no jizz
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| Upon that sofa, sofa
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| Dont get no jizz
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| Upon that sofa, sofa
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| Dont get no jizz
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| Upon that sofa, sofa
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| Dont get no jizz
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| Upon that sofa, sofa
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| Whereupon, in order to Prove to joe that he is No ordinary appliance, sy Quotes a few lines of Traditional american love
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| Poetry…
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| Sy borg:
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| Whats a girl like you
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| Doing in a place
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| Like this?
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| Do you come
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| Here often?
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| Wait a minute…
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| Ive got it…
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| Youre an italian…
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| What? |
| youre jewish?
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| Love your nails…
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| You must be a libra…
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| Your place or mine?
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| Your place or mine?
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| Your place or mine?
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| Your place or mine?
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| See the chrome
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| Feel the chrome
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| Touch the chrome
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| Heal the chrome
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| See the screaming
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| Hot black steaming
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| Iridescent naugahyde
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| Python screaming
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| Steam roller! |
Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song Stick It Out , by - Frank Zappa. Song from the album Joe's Garage Acts I, II & III, in the genre Иностранный рок