Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Stevie's Spanking, artist - Frank Zappa. Date of issue: 31.12.2011
Song language: English
Stevie's Spanking |
| His name is Stevie Vai |
| And he’s a crazy guy |
| Last November, I recall |
| He needed a spanking |
| He decided then |
| A female specimen |
| Would be excitin' for a night |
| To give him a spanking |
| Laurel was her name |
| She came to Notre Dame |
| He told me just the other day |
| He oughta be thanking |
| Her for the spanking |
| She was large and soft |
| And she beat him off |
| Made him drool upon his dork |
| And gave him a wanking |
| After the spanking |
| Hair brush! |
| Oh! |
| What a hair brush! |
| (Its not that he requires grooming! |
| Guys with light blue hair never do!) |
| Then she did explain: |
| There’s another game |
| That we can play with this device |
| And then a banana! |
| It was slightly green |
| Vapors in between |
| Rising up to fill the room |
| And cook the banana |
| She said it was dry |
| Stevie won’t you try |
| To drool a little drool on it |
| And grease the banana |
| Later in the dawn |
| Laurel carried on |
| She got right up and dressed herself and |
| Ate the banana |