Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Poofter's Froth Wyoming Plans Ahead, artist - Frank Zappa. Date of issue: 01.10.1975
Song language: English
Poofter's Froth Wyoming Plans Ahead |
| Poofter’s Froth, Wyoming |
| March Eleven Sixty-Seven |
| Take a letter, Ms. Abetter |
| An' our pigeons will be homing |
| To our jobbers in Dakota |
| And to Merwyn, Minnesota |
| This is merely just a note about |
| Performance to our quota |
| Well, we’ve all come out to show them |
| An' the Elks have helped us load 'em |
| Little packets full of jackets |
| Little rackets, little rackets |
| Little Poofter-Cloth Appointments |
| Little Poofter’s Froth Anointments |
| Little hoods, little goods |
| Little doo-dads from the woods |
| The entire stock is shipping |
| Oh, our shod is hardly slipping! |
| To our markets of the world |
| Our wrinkled pennants are unfurled! |
| T-shirt racks, rubber snacks |
| Poster rolls with matching tacks |
| Yes, a special beer for sports |
| And paper cups that hold two quarts! |
| Everything a nation needs |
| For making hoopla while it feeds |
| The trash compactors, small reactors |
| Mowers, blowers, throwers and the glowers |
| This is Buy-Cent-Any-All Salute |
| Two hundred years have gone ka-poot! |
| Ah but we have been astute! |
| Signed: Anon. |
| — Wyo. Galoot |