Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Montana (Whipping Floss), artist - Frank Zappa. Album song You Can't Do That On Stage Anymore, Vol. 2 - The Helsinki Concert, in the genre Иностранный рокMontana (Whipping Floss) |
| Say that again please |
| Whipping Post! |
| Whipping Post? |
| Ok, just a second |
| (Do you know that?) |
| Oh sorry, we don’t know that one |
| Anything else? |
| Hum me a few bars of it… please |
| Just show me how it goes, please |
| Just sing, sing me Whipping Post |
| and then maybe we’ll play it with you |
| Ooh-ooh-ooh |
| Thank you very much |
| And now… |
| Judging from the way you sang it, |
| it must be a John Cage composition, right? |
| Here we go… Montana |
| One two, one two three four |
| I might be movin’to… |
| Hold it! |
| Hold it! |
| We can’t possibly start the song off like that! |
| Good god!!! |
| That’s inexcusable! |
| What happened to you last night? |
| (George has a tape of it) |
| George has a tape of it? |
| Ok, we’ll use that in the second show |
| Ready? |
| Montana… |
| Wait a minute… Whipping Post |
| No… Montana |
| One two, one two three four |
| It’s too fast for you! |
| One two, one two three four |
| I might be moving to Helsinki soon |
| Just to raise me up a crop of Dental Floss |
| Raisin’it up Waxen it down |
| Tying it to the Whipping Post |
| In the middle of town |
| But by myself I wouldn’t |
| Have no boss, |
| Cause I’d be raisin’my lonely |
| Whipping Post |
| Raisin’my lonely |
| Whipping Post |
| Raisin’my lonely |
| Whipping Post |
| Well I just might grow me some thongs |
| But I’d leave the hippy stuff |
| To somebody else… how 'bout Chester? |
| And then I would |
| Get a person |
| Tie him up To the Whipping Post |
| And beat the living shit out of him |
| So that guy in the audience was satisfied |
| But by myself I wouldn’t |
| Have no boss, |
| 'Cause I’d be raisin’my lonely |
| Whipping Post-Floss |
| Movin’to Montana soon |
| Gonna be a Dental Floss tycoon (how unique!) |
| Movin’to Montana soon |
| Gonna be a mennil-toss flykune |
| (yes, it’s such a ballad at this tempo) |
| Little Booger-bear |
| Boogers everywhere |
| And now for the thrilling conclusion to that song… |
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