| Say that again please
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| Whipping Post!
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| Whipping Post? |
| Ok, just a second
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| (Do you know that?)
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| Oh sorry, we don’t know that one
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| Anything else?
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| Hum me a few bars of it… please
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| Just show me how it goes, please
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| Just sing, sing me Whipping Post
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| and then maybe we’ll play it with you
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| Ooh-ooh-ooh
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| Thank you very much
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| And now…
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| Judging from the way you sang it,
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| it must be a John Cage composition, right?
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| Here we go… Montana
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| One two, one two three four
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| I might be movin’to…
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| Hold it! |
| Hold it!
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| We can’t possibly start the song off like that!
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| Good god!!!
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| That’s inexcusable!
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| What happened to you last night?
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| (George has a tape of it)
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| George has a tape of it?
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| Ok, we’ll use that in the second show
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| Ready? |
| Montana…
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| Wait a minute… Whipping Post
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| No… Montana
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| One two, one two three four
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| It’s too fast for you!
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| One two, one two three four
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| I might be moving to Helsinki soon
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| Just to raise me up a crop of Dental Floss
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| Raisin’it up Waxen it down
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| Tying it to the Whipping Post
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| In the middle of town
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| But by myself I wouldn’t
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| Have no boss,
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| Cause I’d be raisin’my lonely
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| Whipping Post
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| Raisin’my lonely
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| Whipping Post
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| Raisin’my lonely
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| Whipping Post
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| Well I just might grow me some thongs
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| But I’d leave the hippy stuff
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| To somebody else… how 'bout Chester?
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| And then I would
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| Get a person
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| Tie him up To the Whipping Post
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| And beat the living shit out of him
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| So that guy in the audience was satisfied
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| But by myself I wouldn’t
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| Have no boss,
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| 'Cause I’d be raisin’my lonely
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| Whipping Post-Floss
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| Movin’to Montana soon
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| Gonna be a Dental Floss tycoon (how unique!)
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| Movin’to Montana soon
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| Gonna be a mennil-toss flykune
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| (yes, it’s such a ballad at this tempo)
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| Little Booger-bear
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| Boogers everywhere
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| And now for the thrilling conclusion to that song… |