Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Lisa's Life Story, artist - Frank Zappa. Album song You Can't Do That On Stage Anymore, Vol. 6, in the genre Иностранный рокLisa's Life Story |
| Now I’m here to tell you my life story |
| When I was young |
| I was a skinny neurotic bitch |
| (Doo-doo-da-dee-ha!) |
| But it didn’t matter |
| Because the ego was so large |
| It didn’t matter that I hadn’t done nothing |
| Or seen nothing in my life, ow! |
| Trapped in a sexless body I always knew |
| (Ha ha ha ha-ha-ha) |
| That I was an oversexed hussy |
| So my next task was to find someone who could |
| Satisfy my every desire |
| (Da-da doo-dood da ba dad-dood |
| Da-dood-dad-dood da-dood-da-da) |
| Unfortunately I lacked the basic essentials |
| So I went out to get me some |
| Of what I needed all along |
| A pair of titties just like mom |
| (Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!) |
| I went to a Catholic school |
| With all those nerds |
| I swear a good Catholic girl |
| Can’t go anywhere these days |
| Well, then there was a quest for the perfect hunk |
| I spell that h-u-n-k, hunk |
| You know, I like them tall and blonde |
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