Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Harry-As-A-Boy, artist - Frank Zappa. Date of issue: 31.12.2011
Song language: English
Harry-As-A-Boy |
| RHONDA: |
| HARRY! |
| HARRY, is that YOU as a BOY? |
| HARRY: |
| Why, it MUST be! |
| He’s so charming and sweet and likeable! |
| THING-FISH: |
| HARRY-AS-A-BOY, c’mon over 'n say a few words to de nice peoples! |
| Hi, folks! |
| Nice to be here! |
| THING-FISH: |
| I’s sure dere be lotsa folks like to know what yo' plans are… how y’intend |
| t’be gwine about dis uncredibly serious bidniss o' GROWIN' UP IN ERMERICA! |
| Well, I plan on making a few mistakes, having my heart broken and so forth, |
| using all kinds of drugs, and turning gay as soon as possible in order to |
| accelerate my rise to the 'top of the heap' |
| THING-FISH: |
| Ahh! |
| Tremenjous, HARRY-AS-A-BOY, simply tre- MENJOUS! |
| You practicin' up fo it |
| wit anybody in po-ticlar now? |
| I can’t afford to study with anyone yet, since the bulk of my allowance goes |
| for glue and Grateful Dead tickets, but soon I hope to be on my knees in a REAL |
| HOMO BATH HOUSE… maybe when my folks go on vacation |
| THING-FISH: |
| Ain’t you de clever one! |
| Tell us, HARRY-AS-A-BOY, howdja recide upon dis heah |
| life-style bein' DE ONE FO YOU? |
| It was pretty simple, really. |
| I lost all desire for intercourse with females |
| when they started carrying those briefcases and wearing suits 'n ties |
| RHONDA: |
| WHAT? |
| Let’s face it: that would be like fucking a slightly more voluptuous version of |
| somebody’s father! |
| I’m far too sensitive for such a traumatic experience! |
| THING-FISH: |
| You means DE WOMENS' LIBROMATION MOVENINT done created de uncontrollable |
| urgement to play dingle-dangle-dingle wit de personal requipment of yo own |
| gender? |
| To a degree… I mean… look, I’m not stupid! |
| I know it’s all a thoroughly |
| workable government- sponsored program to control the Population Explosion, and, |
| just like every other AMERICAN, I’m too concerned with MY OWN personal health |
| and well being to think of devoting any of MY precious time to something as |
| boring as 'REPRODUCTION'! |
| RHONDA: |
| HARRY, I used to think you were merely an OVER- EDUCATED SHIT-HEAD, |
| but now that I finally have proof, it’s going to give me GREAT PLEASURE to |
| refer to you as an OVER-EDUCATED COCKSUCKER! |
| HARRY: |
| Well, to be honest with you, dearest, I sort of… gulp, gulp… |
| RHONDA: |
| Where’s the fairies on a string, HARRY? |
| Huh? |
| Riddle me this! |
| THING-FISH: |
| Easy there, white folks! |
| I told y’all’d be get- tin' yo' fairies after while, |
| 'n y’know dat sort o' thing take a little time to woik up to in yo' BROADWAY |
| SITCHYATIUM! |
| MAMMYS step faw’d 'n hep de lil' cocksucker out! |