Lyrics Dong Work For Yuda - Frank Zappa

Dong Work For Yuda

(as the central scrutinizer chuckles to himself for a moment, father riley,
who became buddy jones, steps into view in his new identity: father riley b.
jones, prison chaplain, who, in a rather
-handed piece of imagery, is now entrusted with the job of singing this song as he assists the captured executives in their quest for new meat to plook, and,
once having found these victims for
Rinces of the industry, trades them little blobs of sanctified lubricant jelly
for cigarettes and candy bars while he holds them down so the execs wont have
to work too hard when they stick it
…anyway, listen, while hes in there he meets this guy who used to be a promo
man for a major record company, named bald-headed john… king of the plookers.
Father riley b.
jones:
This is the story bout
Bald-headed john
Former execs:
Dong work for yuda,
Dong, dong
Father riley b.
jones:
He talks a lot n its
Usually wrong
Former execs:
Dong work for yuda,
Dong, dong
Father riley b.
jones:
He said dong
Was wong,
n wong was kong
n dong work for
Yuda,
n john was wrong
Former execs:
Sorry john
Sorry better
Try it again
Dong work for yuda
Dong, dong
Sorry john
Sorry better
Try it again
He said dong
Was wong
And wong was kong
And dong was gong
n john was wrong
Father riley b.
jones:
Johns got a sausage
Yeh man
Johns got a sausage
Yeh man
Johns got a sausage
Thatll make you fart
Johns got a sausage
Thatll break
Your heart
Make you fart
And break your heart
Dont bend over
If you are smart
He took a little walk
To the weenie stand
Johns got a sausage
Yeh man
A great big weenie
In both his hands
Johns got a sausage
Yeh man
He sucked on the end
til the mustard squirt
He said, «yall stand
Back cause you
Might get hurt»
Former execs:
Sorry john
Sorry better
Try it again
Johns got a sausage
Yeh man
Sorry john
Sorry better
Try it again
He said dong
Was wong
Wong was kong
Kong was gong
n john was wrong
Sorry john
Sorry better
Try it again
Bald-headed john:
Make way for the
Iron shaschige
Former execs:
Sorry john
Sorry better
Try it again
Bald-headed john:
I need a dozen towels
So the boys can take
A shower
Former execs:
Sorry john
Sorry better
Try it again
Bald-headed john:
Bartender, bring me A colada and milk
Former execs:
Sorry john
Sorry better
Try it again
Bald-headed john:
Well, on second thought,
Make that a water…
Hto
Former execs:
Sorry john
Sorry better
Try it again
Bald-headed john:
Falcum…
Take me to the falcum!
Former execs:
Sorry john
Sorry better
Try it again
Bald-headed john:
I wave my bags
Did you wave yourn
Former execs:
Sorry john
Sorry better
Try it again
Bald-headed john:
Well how much
Did they wave?
Former execs:
Sorry john
Sorry better
Try it again
Bald-headed john:
Ahm almost two
Kilometers tall
Former execs:
Sorry john
Sorry better
Try it again
Bald-headed john:
This girl must be Praketing richcraft
Former execs:
Sorry john
Sorry better
Try it again
Bald-headed john:
Dont worry about
The faggot
Ill take care of The faggot
Former execs:
Sorry john
Sorry better
Try it again
Try it again,
Try it again
Try, try, try again…
Etc., etc., etc.
Bald-headed john:
Your pomona is Very extinct…
Yeah, I studied with
The dong of tokyo
n also with the
Oriental kato…
My body contain
Uh water
I just loves the way
These copenhagens
Talks!
Driver, mcdoodle…
Sausage
Salima
Salami
That looks like that
Stuff that freckles
Lets out
Once a mumfth…