| But one night, at the Social Club meeting
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| Mary didn’t show up
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| She was sucking cock backstage at The Armory
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| In order to get a pass
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| To see some big rock group for free
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| Backstage at the local Armory, MARY, in her little white dress, is wiping the
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| remnants of her performance off the side of her mouth as LARRY (the guy from
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| the garage who quit the band in order to make an honest living) zips up the
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| front of his stinking boiler suit and sings to the same teen-age girls who were
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| stomping and clapping a little while ago, as they kneel with their little pink
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| mouths open near the crew bus, hoping to save the price of admission by
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| performing acts of Hooverism on the jolly lads who set up the P. A. System
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| Hey, hey, hey all you girls in these industrial towns
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| I know you’re prob’ly gettin' tired of all the local clowns
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| They never give you no respect, they never treat you nice
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| So perhaps you oughta' try a little friendly advice
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| And be a crew slut
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| Hey, you’ll love it
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| Be a crew slut
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| It’s a way of life
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| Be a crew slut
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| See the world
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| Don’t make a fuss, just get on the bus
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| Crew slut
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| Add water, makes its own sauce
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| Be a crew slut
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| So you don’t forget, call before midnite tonite
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| The boys in the crew are just waiting for you
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| You never get to move around, you never go nowhere
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| I know yer prob’ly gettin' tired of all the guys out there
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| You always wondered what it’s like to go from place to place
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| So, darlin', take a little ride on the mixer’s face
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| And be a crew slut
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| Just follow the magic footprints
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| Be a crew slut
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| Hey, you’ll love it!
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| Be a crew slut
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| It’s a way of life
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| I ain’t gonna squash it and you don’t need to wash it!
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| Crew slut
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| Hey, I’ll buy you a pizza
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| Be a crew slut
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| Of course I’ll introduce you to Warren
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| The boys in the crew are only waiting for you
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| At this point, the road crew, as all road crews must from time to time,
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| borrow some of the big rock group’s equipment and have a blues jam session,
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| indicating to the kneeling maidens that they are endowed with a great deal of
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| raw talent, as well as massive meat. |
| Obviously impressed with LARRY’S ability
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| to suck so hard on his harmonica that screeching little noises come out of it,
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| MARY kneels again and reaches upward in gestures of supplication,
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| listening intently as LARRY continues to sing.
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| Well you been to Alabama, girl, 'n Georgia too
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| And all the boys in the crew is bein' good to you
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| I know you’re sayin' to yourself «This is the way to go»
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| Cause when you need a little extra they will give you some mo'
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| Cause you’re the crew slut
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| I’m into leather
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| That’s good!
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| Crew slut
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| A lot of the boys in the crew love leather
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| And rubber?
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| Crew slut
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| Yeah, they like rubber too… shrink-tubing with a hair dryer
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| Trade your spot on the bench for a guy with a wrench
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| And be a crew slut
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| Ha ha ha
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| You like that, huh?
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| Crew slut
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| I told you you’d love it
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| It’s a way of life!
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| The guys in the crew
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| Have got a present for you!
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| A present for me?
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| We got a present for you!
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| Whaddya got?
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| Whaddya gonna give me?
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| It looks just like a Telefunken U-47
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| You’ll love it
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| With leather?
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| Eh errr, eh eh… This is the Central Scrutinizer, again
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| And so Mary was enticed away from Joe
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| By an evil barbarian with a wrench in his pocket
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| Lured into a life of sleazery…
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| With the entire road crew of some famous rock group…
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| I don’t know whether it was really Toad-O or not…
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| I don’t know… I’ll check it out-
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| Again we see music causing big trouble! |
Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song Crew Slut , by - Frank Zappa. Song from the album Joe's Garage Acts I, II & III, in the genre Иностранный рок