| I ate a hot dog
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| It tasted real good
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| Then I watched a movie
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| From Hollywood
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| I ate a hot dog
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| It tasted real good
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| (Yum-yum yummy-yummy-yum
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| Yum-yum yummy-yummy-yum)
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| Then I watched a movie
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| From Hollywood
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| (Dum-dum dummy-dummy-dum
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| Dum-dum dummy-dummy-dum)
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| Little Miss Muffett on a squat by me, yeah
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| Took a turn around, I said: Can y’all see now?
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| The little strings on the Giant Spider?
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| The Zipper From The Black Lagoon?
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| (HA HA HA!)
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| The vents by the tanks where the bubbles go up?
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| (And the flaps on the side of the moon)
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| The jelly &paint on the 40 watt bulb
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| They use when the slime droozle off
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| The rumples &the wrinkles in the cardboard rock, yeah
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| And the canvas of the cave is too soft
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| The suits &the hats &the tie’s too wide
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| And too short for the scientist man
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| The chemistry lady with the roll-away mind, yeah
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| While the monster just ate Japan
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| Ladies and gentlemen,
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| The monster,
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| Which the peasants in this area call FRUNOBULAX
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| (Apparently a very large poodle dog)
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| Has just been seen approaching The Power Plant
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| Bullets can’t stop it
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| Rockets can’t stop it
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| We may have to use NUCLEAR FORCE!
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| HERE COMES THAT POODLE DOG!
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| BIG AS A BLIMP WITH A RHINESTONE COLLAR
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| SNAPPIN' OFF THE TREES
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| LIKE THEY WAS BONSAI’D ORNAMENTS ON A DRY-WOBBLE LANDSCAPE
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| KEEP IT AWAY! |
| DON’T LET THE POODLE BITE ME!
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| WE CAN’T LET IT REPRODUCE! |
| OH!
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| SOMEBODY GET OUT THE PANTS!
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| The National Guard has formed up at the base of the mountain
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| And is attempting to lure the enormous poodle towards the cave
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| Where they hope to destroy it with napalm
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| A thousand of the troopers are now lined up and are calling to the monster…
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| Here Fido
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| Here Fido
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| Here Fido
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| GOT A GREAT BIG SLIMEY THING
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| GOT A GREAT BIG HEAVY THING
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| GOT A GREAT BIG POODLE THING
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| GOT A GREAT BIG HAIRY THING
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| GOT A GREAT BIG SLIMEY THING
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| GOT A GREAT BIG HEAVY THING
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| GOT A GREAT BIG POODLE THING
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| GOT A GREAT BIG HAIRY THING
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| C’mon! |
| Everybody! |
| Hurry! |
| Let’s go!
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| Somebody get the distilled water! |
| Get the canned goods!
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| Get the toilet paper! |
| You know we need it!
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| GO TO DA SHELTER
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| MY BABY, MY BABY,
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| GO TO DA SHELTER
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| GO TO DA SHELTER
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| GO TO DA SHELTER
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| MY BABY, MY BABY,
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| GO TO DA SHELTER
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| GO TO DA SHELTER
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| Little Miss Muffett on a squat by me,
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| Can ya see the little string danglin' down
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| Makes the legs go wobble an' the mouth flop shut, yeah
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| An' the HORRIBLE EYE,
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| An' that HORRIBLE EYE,
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| An' that HORRIBLE EYE
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| Go rollin' around
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| Can y’see it at all
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| Can y’see it from here
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| Can y’laugh till yer weak on yer knees
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| If you can’t, I’m sorry 'cause that’s all I wanna know
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| I need a little more cheepnis please
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| Baby, I’m sorry 'cause it’s all I wanna know
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| I need a little more cheepnis please
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| Baby, I’m sorry 'cause it’s all I wanna know
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| I need a little more cheepnis please
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| Baby, I’m sorry 'cause it’s all I wanna know
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| I need a little more cheepnis please
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| (Cheeper the better)
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| Baby, I’m sorry 'cause it’s all I wanna know
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| I need a little more cheepnis please
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| (Cheeper the better)
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| Baby, I’m sorry 'cause it’s all I wanna know
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| I need a little more cheepnis please
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| (Cheeper the better)
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| Baby, I’m sorry 'cause it’s all I wanna know
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| I need a little more cheepnis please
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| (Cheeper the better)
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| (Cheeper the better)
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| (Cheeper the better)
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| (Cheeper the better)
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| Baby, I’m sorry 'cause it’s all I wanna know
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| I need a little more cheepnis… |