Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song Catholic Girls , by - Frank Zappa. Song from the album Joe's Garage Acts I, II & III, in the genre Иностранный рокCatholic Girls |
| A festive cyo party with crepe paper streamers, contestants for the broom dance, |
| the «hokey pokey,"baked goods, &father riley making sure the lights dont go down too low… |
| Father riley and various party goers: |
| Catholic girls |
| With a tiny little mustache |
| Catholic girls |
| Do you know how they go? |
| Catholic girls |
| In the rectory basement |
| Father rileys a fairy |
| But it dont bother mary |
| Catholic girls |
| At the cyo |
| Catholic girls |
| Do you know how they go? |
| Catholic girls |
| There can be no replacement |
| How do they go, after the show? |
| Joe: |
| All the way |
| Thats the way they go Every day |
| And none of their mamas ever seem to know |
| Hip-hip-hooray |
| For all the class they show |
| Theres nothing like a catholic girl |
| At the cyo |
| When they learn to blow… |
| Father riley: |
| Theyre learning to blow |
| All the catholic boys! |
| Mary: |
| Warren cuccurullo… |
| Father riley: |
| Catholic boys! |
| Mary: |
| Kinda young, kinda wow! |
| Father riley: |
| Catholic boys! |
| Mary: |
| Vinnie colaiuta… |
| Where are they now? |
| Did they all take the vow? |
| Father riley: |
| Catholic girls |
| Warren: |
| Carmenita scarfone! |
| Father riley: |
| Catholic girls |
| Officer butzis: |
| Hey! |
| she gave me vd! |
| Father riley: |
| Catholic girls! |
| Warren: |
| Toni carbone! |
| With a tongue like a cow |
| She could make you go wow! |
| Joe: |
| Vd vowdy vootie |
| Right away |
| Thats the way they go Every day |
| Whenever their mamas take them to a show |
| Matinee |
| Pass the popcorn please |
| Theres nothing like a catholic girl |
| With her hand in the box |
| When shes on her knees |
| Larry: |
| She was on her knees, |
| My little catholic girl |
| In a little white dress |
| Catholic girls |
| They never confess |
| Catholic girls |
| I got one for a cousin |
| I love how they go So send me a dozen |
| Catholic girls |
| Ooooooh! |
| Catholic girls |
| Ooooooh! |
| (etc.) |
| Central scrutinizer: |
| This is the central scrutinizer… |
| Joe had a girl friend named mary. |
| She used to go the church club every week. |
| Theyd meet each other there |
| Hold hands |
| And think pure thoughts |
| But one night at the social club meeting |
| Mary didnt show up… |
| She was sucking cock backstage at the armory |
| In order to get a pass |
| To see some big rock group for free… |
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