Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song A Secretary Is Not A Toy, artist - Frank Loesser. Date of issue: 31.12.1993
Song language: English
A Secretary Is Not A Toy |
| Gentlemen! |
| Gentlemen! |
| A secretary is not a toy |
| No, my boy |
| Not a toy to fondle and dandle |
| And playfully handle |
| In search of some puerile joy |
| No, a secretary is not |
| Definitely not |
| A toy |
| You’re absolutely right, Mr. Bratt! |
| We wouldn’t have it any other way, Mr. Bratt! |
| It’s a company rule, Mr. Bratt! |
| A secretary is not a toy |
| No, my boy |
| Not a toy |
| So do not go jumping for joy |
| Boy! |
| A secretary is not |
| A secretary is not |
| A secretary is not |
| A toy |
| A secretary is not a pet |
| Nor an erector set |
| It happened to Charlie McCoy |
| Boy, they fired him like a shot |
| The day the fellow forgot |
| A secretary is not |
| A toy! |
| She’s a highly specialized key |
| Component of operational unity |
| A fine and sensitive mechanism |
| To serve the office community |
| With a mother at home |
| She supports |
| And you’ll find nothing like her at F.A.O. Schwarz! |
| A secretary is not to be |
| Used for play therapy |
| Be good to the girl you employ |
| Boy, remember, no matter what |
| Neurotic trouble you’ve got |
| A secretary is not |
| A toy |
| A secretary is not a thing |
| Wound by key, pulled by string |
| Her pad is to write in |
| And not spend the night in |
| If that’s what you plan to enjoy |
| No! |
| The secretary you got |
| Is definitely not |
| Employed to do a gavotte |
| Or you know what |
| Before you jump for joy |
| Remember this, my boy |
| A secretary is not |
| A tinker toy! |