| What’s playing at the Roxy?
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| I’ll tell you what’s playing at the Roxy
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| A picture about a Minnesota man so in love with a Mississippi girl
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| That he sacrifices everything and moves all the way to Biloxi
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| That’s what’s playing at the Roxy
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| What’s in the daily news?
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| I’ll tell you what’s in the daily news
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| Story about a man bought his wife a small ruby
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| With what otherwise would have been his union dues
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| That’s what’s in the daily news
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| What’s happening all over?
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| I’ll tell you what’s happening all over
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| Guy sitting home by a television set
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| That used to be something of a rover
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| That’s what’s happening all over
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| Love is the thing that has licked 'em
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| And it looks like Nathan’s just another victim
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| Yes, sir!
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| When you see a guy reach for stars in the sky
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| You can bet that he’s doing it for some doll
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| When you spot a John waiting out in the rain
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| Chances are he’s insane as only a John can be for a Jane
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| When you meet a gent paying all kinds of rent
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| For a flat that could flatten the Taj Mahal
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| Call it sad, call it funny
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| But it’s better than even money
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| That the guy’s only doing it for some doll
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| When you see a Joe saving half of his dough
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| You can bet there’ll be mink in it for some doll
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| When a bum buys wine like a bum can’t afford
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| It’s a cinch that the bum
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| Is under the thumb of some little broad
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| When you meet a mug lately out of the jug
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| And he’s still lifting platinum folderol
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| Call it hell, call it heaven
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| But it’s probable twelve to seven
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| That the guy’s only doing it for some doll
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| When you see a sport
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| And his cash has run short
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| Make a bet that he’s banking it with some doll
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| When a guy wears tails with the front gleaming white
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| Who the hell do you think he’s tickling pink on Saturday night?
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| When a lazy slob takes a good steady job
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| And he smells from vitalis and barbasol
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| Call it dumb, call it clever
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| Ah, but you can get odds forever
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| That the guy’s only doing it for some doll
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| Some doll, some doll
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| The guy’s only doing it for some doll! |