| In second grade, I take that back
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| In first grade, there was a book
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| And it was like, a book about a spider
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| And this, it was this lady spider
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| With eyelashes and big lips
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| And it was like the black widow story
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| And it was a picture book
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| And it would walk around, and it would eat other bugs
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| Like grasshoppers, and ants, and flies
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| And at the very end, they like burst out of their belly
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| And you know, all those other bugs would win
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| But I wouldn’t read that part, 'cause I didn’t like that part
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| And I’d always be upset when
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| The other kids were reading that book
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| I remember going to school
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| And very much looking forward to reading that book every day
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| I, I don’t know why
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| But that was the closest thing I had to a sexual turn-on |