Lyrics Protect Yourself/My Nuts - Fat Boys

Protect Yourself/My Nuts

AIDS and everything, man.
So, you got to be careful, man
Word up
Yo, so we wanna tell all the homeboys out there that this is a message coming
from The Fat boys
You know what I’m sayin'?
And it goes like this:
Now, there’s somethin' real old, but still hot news
Been around since Lincoln, but out of view
You stuff it in your wallet so your mom can’t see
It’s called a condom, baby — And you better believe
It ain’t under the shelf now it’s on display
With all these diseases going around today
You need a piece of mind when you do the wild thing
So, a condom, brotha' - Don’t forget to bring
Hook:
Protect yourself
Word
Protect yourself
Get busy
Protect yourself
Markie Dee, can you get funky one time
Now, check this out.
Listen to me real clear, now:
Now, if what I say sounds a little bit sleazy
If using a condom makes you feel kinda queasy
Don’t take it too hard, 'cuz there’s no doubt
That modern diseases can take you out
So, don’t be ashamed — take one when you go dancin'
And use the condom for a little romancin'
'Cuz being safe don’t mean you’re weak
And you won’t find yourself up the creek
Hook:
Protect yourself
Word
Protect yourself
Homeboy!
Protect yourself — My man, if I was you I’d…
Protect yourself
Hit It!
Change up:
Aw, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
Yo, let’s get stupid, y’all!
Yo, homeboy, you seen 'em?
Seen who?
My nuts, man.
Who you think?
Aww…
Oh, forget it, forget it.
Here they come now…
Who?
Who?!
Hook:
My nuts!
There go.
My nuts!
Word up!
My nuts!
They’re…
My nuts!
Yo!
Me and my nuts are a real def freak
They don’t do nothing else but hang with me
We’re a real good team on the football field
And if my nuts have trouble…
Yo, he gets ill!
We’re real close friends, as you can see
And my nuts are big and round like me
One is black and the other is white
And if that looks dumb… hey, that’s all right — They’re…
Hook:
My nuts!
They’re…
My nuts!
Talkin' 'bout…
My nuts!
What’s up?
My nuts!
I went for a run
With who?
My nuts
All around the block?
Took no short cuts — Ran all the way home
Busted down the door
And my nuts were draggin' all over the floor
Now, don’t go thinkin' my nuts are sore
They got my back when I go off
They’re in my corner when times are rough
And if you’re in a jam, I’ll let you hold…
Hook:
My nuts!
Talkin' 'bout…
My nuts!
They’re…
My nuts!
They’re…
My nuts!
Now, I take my nuts to every show
And when I go, I let ya' know
That if you dare to fight my nuts
You gotta fight me, too
And he’ll smack you up!
Knock out your gold teeth
Gon' break your jaw
Yo, me and my nuts are down by law
Get a girl so fast, homeboy, you’ll get dizzy
Me and my nuts get busy, busy
Now, listen to my nuts 'cuz they’re my word
And talkin' nuts, you never heard
But, now I see you’re gettin' red
But, it ain’t Markie Dee buggin' out the head
But, check this out if you have doubt
'Cuz Kool and Buff are the nuts I’m talkin' about
They’re…
Hook:
My nuts!
They’re…
My nuts!
They’re…
My nuts!
I said they’re…
My nuts!