Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song If It Ain't One Thing It's Annuddah (Bruddah), artist - Fat Boys. Date of issue: 31.12.1988
Song language: English
If It Ain't One Thing It's Annuddah (Bruddah) |
| Man, all these problems in our world today |
| I just don’t know what to do, man |
| If it ain’t one thing, it’s another |
| Sell a million copies? |
| They put me on a magazine cover |
| I sell one or two, they claim that I’m played out |
| My girl nags me at home, so, I shoulda stayed out |
| I buy a new car, it runs out of gas |
| In school, I was always gettin' kicked out of class |
| Mom would say, «Be like your older brother!» |
| If it ain’t one thing it’s another |
| You know what I’m sayin' man? |
| I mean, all these problems |
| Let me tell ya 'bout the time when I — Well, let me break it down for ya |
| Prince Markie Dee |
| Picked up my date at eight in a happy mood |
| Drove to City Island for some seafood |
| $ 3.99 for all you can eat |
| Shrimp galore, bon apetit |
| We ate hearty 'till we couldn’t eat |
| Went to the Marriott, paid for a suite |
| She was anxious even more that me |
| And, man, I got busy as a bumblebee |
| When we were done, I drove her home |
| Proceeded to my house, all alone |
| It started rainin', I was playin' Bobby Brown |
| I missed my exit, so, I circled around |
| And that’s when it happened, I didn’t get far |
| A pole jumped in front of my car |
| I broke my leg, man, do I stutter? |
| If it ain’t one thing, it’s anuddah, bruddah |
| Kool Rock Ski |
| On tour for so long that it wears me down |
| I’ve been to every city and every small town |
| And, after a while, things start to ache |
| I want my body to move, that d-mn thing won’t shake |
| Then, one night, the last date on tour |
| From that morning my throat was sore |
| I started gettin' worried, it wound’t be long |
| 'Cause the way my throat was hurtin', it would soon be gone |
| Then, wouldn’t you know? |
| You know it, yes |
| I tried to say somthin' but I was voiceless |
| Showtime came, I had to lip-synch |
| It got so wild that I couldn’t think |
| The show was done, a doctor checked my health |
| I spent the night all by myself |
| Man, what a bummer, what did I stutter? |
| If it ain’t one thing, it’s anuddah, bruddah |