| Baby, you’re not afraid of flying
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| You just think you are
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| It’s all mental, darling
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| Think about how safe we are
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| Pretty soon we’ll be in Japan
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| We can get everything done
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| And not too long after that we’ll be married
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| Won’t that be fun?
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| She says, Look around this flight
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| Look at all these people goin' to Japan
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| They seem mostly black
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| I don’t see a single asian
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| What’d the pilot just say?
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| We’re headed to Zaire?
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| Somehow we must have made a mistake
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| We shouldn’t be here
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| Oh no, I shoulda known by the Halloween snow
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| That this trip just could not go away
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| I’ll be lost in the jungle with my fiance
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| Oh damn, I should be dating a more confidant man
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| I says, Honey please don’t be cruel
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| Words come out of your mouth into a puddle of drool
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| What are we gonna do when we land, she says
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| We’re not prepared for this
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| Baby, stop talking so much
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| It’s making me nervous
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| How about instead of being afraid of flying
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| And thinkin' 'bout our imminent time
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| You sneak off five minutes after me
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| Let’s go to the airplane bathroom
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| She says, Honey not now
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| It’s the wrong time
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| My lips began to move and I said
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| I’ll give you the wrong time
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| It’s two in the morning
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| And we’re on the wrong flight
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| But when we’re lost in Africa
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| It’ll be alright
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| I think I wanna see the purple and pink
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| Of the sunset shining through the trees
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| I’m never gonna learn to speak Japanese
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| I know I wanna stand in the Halloween snow
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| But I don’t know how I ended up this year
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| And everything is happenin' too soon this year
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| Oh, too soon!
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| We’re only kids!
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| We’re touching down
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| And maybe I don’t love you
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| The ground looks so brown
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| This can’t be Japan, I know it can’t
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| This is scarier
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| Than a hundred million plane wrecks
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| You seem so strange and I wonder
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| I achingly wonder what’s gonna happen next |