| ''Hey Peggy, it’s me.
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| You are never going to believe what happened to me today.
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| I’m sittin' at the unemployment office, waitin' on my loser of a caseworker,
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| in one of those nasty chairs,
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| when from out of nowhere, this total stranger walks right up to me,
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| sits down, then leans over and says something like,
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| This is gonna sound a little obsessive.''
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| This is gonna sound a little obsessive
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| This is gonna sound a little bit strange
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| I have one thing to say
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| Before I turn and I walk away
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| This is gonna sound a little impulsive
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| This is gonna sound a little insane
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| I know you don’t know me yet
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| But you and I, we will be together someday
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| Someday
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| I know, I know, I sound like I’m on drugs
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| Listen to me when I say
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| That ever since when I first saw you
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| Sittin' on your car outside
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| You asked for a cigarette
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| I couldn’t stop starin' at your eyes
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| Ever since when I first saw you
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| Looking bored in that plastic chair
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| With the lights of the office around you
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| Those blond streaks, they look so pretty in your black hair
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| You look cool and alternative with that disaffected stare
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| Yeah you want people to think that you just don’t care
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| Hey you can be with me
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| Yeah 'cause I just might be the one
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| Who will treat you like you’re perfect
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| Who will always make you come
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| Hey you can be with me
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| Yes I will always let you win
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| I will never be like those other guys
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| I will never be your unemployed boyfriend
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| Can you believe he said that to me?
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| To me, of all people! | 
| I can’t even remember the last time a guy took me out
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| on a date and actually paid for it?!
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| This is gonna sound a little bit out there
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| This is gonna sound a little insane
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| I keep having the same dream
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| You will be the mother of my children someday
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| Someday
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| I heard you sleep with that obnoxious guy
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| I know he is in that famous band
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| You look so sad when you are with him
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| Yes I never see him reach to hold your hand
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| Yeah you can be with me
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| Yes I will treat you like a queen
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| I will go to all those chick flick movies
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| That I really don’t want to see
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| Yeah you can be with me
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| No I will never let you down
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| I will never make out with your girlfriend
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| When I know you’re not around
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| Yes you can be with me
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| Yeah I just might be the one
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| Who will treat you like you’re special
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| I will always make you come
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| You can be with me
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| Yes I will always let you win
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| I will never be like those other guys
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| I will never be like those other guys
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| I will never be your unemployed boyfriend
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| Can you believe this? | 
| I mean, can this be for real?"
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| No!
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| «Then he takes my hand, writes down his number, and just walks away.»
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| Whoa! |