| No I really used to be a bad girl
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| I got busy in the bathroom at my high school prom
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| Yeah, I used to be a dancer at the local strip club
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| But now I know my right wing from my wrong
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| Yeah, yeah
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| I really used to be a bad girl
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| I had a threesome with my sister and her boyfriend Tom
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| I know I used to be a real wild child
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| But now I am a Volvo-driving soccer mom
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| Na-na na-na Volvo driving soccer mom na-na na-na na-na na-na
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| I really used to be a bad girl
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| I got busted for possession of my wizard-shaped bong
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| I used to love to do the things they tell me not to do
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| But now I’m different, now I sing a new song
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| I really used to be a bad girl
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| I got gangbanged in the bathroom at my high school prom
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| Yes, I used to be a real wild child
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| But now I am a Volvo-driving soccer mom
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| Na-na na-na Volvo driving soccer mom na-na na-na na-na na-na
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| Where do all the porn stars go
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| When the lights go down?
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| I Wonder where all the porn stars go
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| Cause when you need one, they are never around
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| I think that they moved out to the suburbs
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| And now they’re blonde, bland, middle-class Republican wives
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| They’ve got blonde, bland, middle-class Republican children
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| Blonde, bland, middle-class Republican lives
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| Where do all the porn stars go
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| When the lights go down?
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| I think I know where all the porn stars go
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| They all become Volvo-driving soccer moms
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| Na-na na-na Volvo driving soccer mom na-na na-na na-na na-na
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| Na-na na-na Volvo driving soccer mom na-na na-na na-na na-na
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| Na-na na-na Volvo driving soccer mom na-na na-na na-na na-na…
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| Na-na na-na Volvo driving soccer moooom… |