| This is a song about Spike
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| He is a bad ass guy
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| Who just happens to be
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| A really good friend of mine
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| Everyone I know, yeah
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| Who knows Spike too
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| Will agree when I say the words
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| That Spike is cool
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| The problem with my friend Spike
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| He has fallen into
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| A true love with a nice girl
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| Who has gotta lot of tatoos
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| He always talks crazy
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| Whenever she calls
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| He always talks like a baby
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| It’s obvious now…
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| She’s got him by the ball…
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| She’s got him by the balls…
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| My weird little brother James
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| And his ex-girlfriend
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| They would talk in those ridiculous voices
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| We would all be hanging out
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| Getting drunk in the neighborhood
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| And they both would make those ridiculous noises
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| He would always talk crazy
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| Whenever she calls
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| He always talks like a baby
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| It’s obvious now…
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| They’ve got him by the balls
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| (They've got him by the balls)
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| I hate you when you talk like that
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| I wish you could act like a grown man
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| (They've got him by the balls)
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| I hate you when you talk like that
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| I wish you could act like a grown man
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| (They've got him by the balls)
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| I hate you when you talk like that
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| I wish you could act like a grown man
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| (They've got him by the balls)
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| You will never see me… walking that walk
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| You will never catch me… talking that babytalk
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| (You know it’s true…
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| They’ve got you by the balls)
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| Which brings me back to Spike
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| A good guy to have in a fight
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| Unless he was with his girlfriend
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| Obnoxious on Saturday night
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| You knwo he couldn’t care less
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| What anyone thinks
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| He does not give a damn
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| No, because he has no shame
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| He looks so happy
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| Just like everything is fine
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| He is oblivious to the fact
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| That he has no spine
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| He always talks crazy
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| (you have no shame)
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| Whenever she calls
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| (you have no shame)
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| He always talks like a baby
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| (you have no shame)
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| It’s obvious now…
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| They’ve got him by the balls
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| I hate you when you talk like that
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| I wish you could act like a grown man
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| (They've got him by the balls)
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| I hate you when you talk like that
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| I wish you could act like a grown man
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| (They've got him by the balls)
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| You will never see me… walking that walk
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| You will never catch me… talking that babytalk
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| (You know it’s true…
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| They’ve got you by the balls)
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| I am not going to let it get to me
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| They’ve got you by the balls |