Lyrics of No Te Metas A Mi Facebook - Esteman

No Te Metas A Mi Facebook (original)

Pedro Villa y Josefina están prontos a ligar
Pero Laura la vecina los ha visto desertar
Juan Ruja renuncia y lo hace publicar
Leonora, su esposa, pronto lo va a borrar
Amanda y Miranda acaban de rastrear
A Lina, su amiga, que les dejó de hablar
Tantean, husmean, no hay nada que indagar
Es fácil, muy fácil, sólo opriman pokear
No te metas a mi Facebook
No te metas, por favor
Cada vez que tengo un inbox
Me provoca poner close (Close, close, close)
No te metas a mi Facebook
No te metas, por favor
Cuando escribas melodramas
No me lo hagas por el wall (Wall, wall, wall, wall, wall, wall, wall)
De seiscientos veinte amigos te relacionas con diez
Noventa desconocidos más sesenta friend requests
Te buscan, rebuscan, pronto te van a ver
Junticos, toditos, apuéstenle a la red
Doscientos eventos a los que debes ir
Aceptas a todos aunque no quieras ir
Tu vida es difícil, tienes que decidir
Aplica la regla, ponle a todos maybe
No te metas a mi Facebook
No te metas, por favor
Cada vez que tengo un inbox
Me provoca poner close (Close, close, close)
No te metas a mi Facebook
No te metas, por favor
Cuando escribas melodramas
No me lo hagas por el wall (Wall, wall, wall, wall, wall, wall, wall)
Ladies and gentlemen
Ladies and gentlemen (Ladies)
No me lo hagas por el wall
(And you know is off our country and…)
No me lo hagas por el wall
(Over five million, oh, man)
No me lo hagas por el wall
(It's a huge number of people)
(Huge, huge, ladies and gentlemen)
Me provoca poner close
No me digas que no tienes que ir al baño
Cuando, te miro te la pasas Facebookeando
Y luego suspiro, te vas a quedar un rato
Y mucho más, más
No me digas que tienes otro cumpleaños
Del que hace un año ni te hubieras enterado
Será que ahora es moda festejar con los extraños
Y brindar por brindar
No te metas a mi Facebook
No te metas, por favor
Cada vez que tengo un inbox
Me provoca poner close (Close, close, close)
No te metas a mi Facebook
No te metas, por favor
Cuando escribas melodramas
No me lo hagas por el wall (Wall, wall, wall, wall, wall, wall, wall)
(Wall, wall, wall, wall, wall, wall, wall)

(translation)

Pedro Villa and Josefina are ready to flirt
But Laura the neighbor has seen them desert
Juan Ruja resigns and has it published
Leonora, his wife, will soon erase him
Amanda and Miranda just tracked
To Lina, his friend, who stopped talking to them
They grope, they sniff, there is nothing to investigate
It's easy, very easy, just press poke
Do not get into my Facebook
don't mess around please
Every time I have an inbox
It causes me to put close (Close, close, close)
Do not get into my Facebook
don't mess around please
when you write melodramas
Don't do it to me for the wall (Wall, wall, wall, wall, wall, wall, wall)
Out of 620 friends you associate with 10
Ninety strangers plus sixty friend requests
They look for you, they look for you, soon they will see you
Junticos, all, bet on the network
Two hundred events you must go to
You accept everyone even if you don't want to go
Your life is difficult, you have to decide
Apply the rule, give everyone maybe
Do not get into my Facebook
don't mess around please
Every time I have an inbox
It causes me to put close (Close, close, close)
Do not get into my Facebook
don't mess around please
when you write melodramas
Don't do it to me for the wall (Wall, wall, wall, wall, wall, wall, wall)
ladies and gentlemen
Ladies and gentlemen (Ladies)
Don't do it to me for the wall
(And you know is off our country and…)
Don't do it to me for the wall
(Over five million, oh man)
Don't do it to me for the wall
(It's a huge number of people)
(Huge, huge, ladies and gentlemen)
It causes me to put close
Don't tell me you don't have to go to the bathroom
When I look at you, you spend all your time Facebooking
And then I sigh, you're gonna stay awhile
And much more, more
Don't tell me you have another birthday
Which a year ago you wouldn't even have known about
Could it be that now it is fashionable to celebrate with strangers?
And toast to toast
Do not get into my Facebook
don't mess around please
Every time I have an inbox
It causes me to put close (Close, close, close)
Do not get into my Facebook
don't mess around please
when you write melodramas
Don't do it to me for the wall (Wall, wall, wall, wall, wall, wall, wall)
(Wall, wall, wall, wall, wall, wall, wall)