| Boom boom boom!
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| What’s up now, motherfucker?
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| Dave, the ex-con driving old trucks
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| Don’t give a flyin' fuck if you’re sober or drunk
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| Just move the hell over punk, hurry up go
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| Dave threw a Big Gulp out the window
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| There’s a pair of testicles hangin' off the back bumper
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| Where’s the dick? |
| Sittin' in the driver’s seat, brother
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| Dave, the dusted dirtbag burnout, we found him passed out in the bathroom of
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| some girl’s house
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| When he came to he was still in a daze he said
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| ‘What it do… I'm Pistol Dave'
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| Dave, the codeine freak with lower back pain
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| Always knows a guy who knows a guy from back in the day
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| Always like, ‘Hey, I knew your pops growin' up
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| Looks like the fart doesn’t fall far from the butt
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| Tell your moms I said what up
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| Ask your nana how lesbians make love
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| Hey… when can we take drugs?'
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| Dave, the dope fiend shootin' dopes
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| Who don’t know the meaning of homie nor bloke
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| He said ‘I got bullets, hurry up run!'
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| Way too many triggers for a man with one gun
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| He said ‘It's no fun bein' all work, or at least I’d rather work this piece,
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| peace, be back in a minute. |
| Don’t leave.'
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| But like my dad don’t expect him back when he goes for smokes
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| Legend has it I’m still waiting for Dave in Park Slope
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| Dave, the first to draw the quickest to aim (the quickest to aim)
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| The fully loaded love we made (the love we made)
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| He shot me through the heart and now we’ll never be the same
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| So I sit and wait for Pistol Dave
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| This dude was not the one to idolize
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| More like the one to me to quickly say aight goodbye, never liked the guy
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| The crew was drunk the driver’s twice as high
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| Jumped ship, whole life flashin' before my eyes
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| Who the fuck is this?
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| Dave would bump his ugly lips, drove the bus half lit
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| Few cans short of a six pack, flashing Russian prison tats (what?)
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| I asked ‘im if he’d like to smoke
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| He said ‘I'd like to get wet'
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| I said 'I'd like to get home.'
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| He said ‘I'd like to get head'
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| Commenced to using the CB to move his HPV
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| My views of human decency would cease to be the same…
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| But at least he was cheap he left without getting paid
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| That’s Dave, the roadhog swallowin' dust who bought his own trucks with
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| Marlboro Bucks
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| That’s Dave, the first plague monkey in space
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| I asked him for my lighter
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| He punched me in the face
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| That’s Dave, the truck stop handjob king
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| Copped lube from the bathroom vending machine
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| Got MEAN when we asked about the missing amount
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| Took two bouncers and three cops to bring him down
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| That’s Dave…
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| You have a prepaid call
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| You will not be charged for this call
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| This call is from an inmate at a federal prison
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| This call is being recorded and is subject to monitoring
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| Hang up to decline the call or to accept
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| Whoo!
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| Started on a 69
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| Kissin' on a hot piece of puss in between sips of fizzy wine
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| These twin city piggies tryin' to hit me with a fine
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| Like my middle initial isn’t ‘gimme mine'
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| Got me out there huggin' her shoulder
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| Like there hasn’t always been dispensaries up in Boulder
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| Like they’s never mention on me when they speak of the devil
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| My name’s Dave the pistol’s made of metal
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| I told a webcam model ‘Call me Martian Brando'
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| The bandana headband hair like Rambo
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| Commando but the pants still saggin'
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| Dabbin' in the bathroom with the mother of dragons
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| She put the bus in reverse
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| She mixed the dust with the herb and then we fucked in the church
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| Trenchcoat feelin' like Judd Nelson
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| Yo, Dave, what the fuck are they yellin'? |
Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song Pistol Dave , by - Epic Beard MenSong from the album This Was Supposed to Be Fun, in the genre Рэп и хип-хоп