| I wipe the crust from the corner of my eye
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| I walk towards the kitchen and pour myself a coffee
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| I’ll prolly step on a Lego just to verify
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| That I’m still alive and y’all ain’t killed me already
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| Daddy loves you, I say what’s up to the baby
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| Like, «What's up, baby?» |
| You’re such a baby, huh
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| And then I find the other kids and give 'em all high fives
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| Say good mornin' to my wife, it’s a glorious life, right?
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| (Meow) I put some food in the cat’s bowl
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| That way the cat doesn’t think I’m an asshole
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| And put some Cheerios in the Sean bowl
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| Mixin' in the Golden Grahams for the combo
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| The sun kinda sneaks in slow
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| Like melting gold, it’s like lava when it starts to flow
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| Even when it’s cold outside
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| And the whole south side’s still covered with snow
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| But this is a beautiful, summery kind of bright-color
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| Coloring book, good vibes and good looks
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| Got me lookin' out the window from the front of the house
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| I put my foot on my knee when I took a seat on the couch
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| Wakin' up my phone so I can watch the clock
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| Like there’s a countdown, but there’s not now
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| And usual you’re punctual like a nail
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| I see the government vehicle, here comes the mail
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| And the package that’s arrivin', it’s not mine
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| It’s some shit that my wife ordered online
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| Like if the sun burns out and civilization stopped
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| My doorstep still catches more cardboard boxes
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| It’s a problem, this ain’t the time to address it, though
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| I’m not tryna look like a mid-life mess, but, yo
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| Here she comes now, no words, no smilin'
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| Just hands me my mail and walks towards the horizon
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| Postal lady, a shout out to you
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| Go postal lady
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| You make my own day a little bit brighter
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| You got me hopin' that my signature’s required
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| Postal lady, a shout out to you
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| Go postal lady
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| I’ll never stop you or pester you
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| But I appreciate the fact you’re not another sweaty dude
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| Postal lady, a shout out to you
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| Go postal lady
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| You’re kinda like a unicorn
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| The only one to ever really deliver it in that uniform (Cringe)
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| Postal lady, a shout out to you
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| Go postal lady
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| She come rain, sleet or snow
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| What the hell is sleet? |
| Yo, I don’t even know |