| Greasy hand up my skirt
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| While the other raids my purse
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| Friend you’ve proven quite the flirt
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| Lips call an offer
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| Teeth just like a wolf’s
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| My reply, «No thank you, I’m good.»
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| Is there any good idea lame assholes won’t steal?
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| Not that I’ve seen
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| Is there a single thing the frauds won’t strip clean?
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| No, not that I’ve seen
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| Oil lamp provides light for the camp
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| But does it scare away the fauna?
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| Are wild beasts ever put to pasture
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| Or is it always constant struggle?
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| Is there any good idea lame assholes won’t steal?
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| Not that I’ve seen
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| Is there a single thing the frauds won’t strip clean?
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| No, not that I’ve seen
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| You thought you’d impressed me -- well you did
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| I’ve rarely seen such greed
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| It’s a nest full of a million mouths
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| Who are always ready to feed
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| Oh, you treasure the thought
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| That you’re cool and all
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| But it’s pastiche at best
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| You wish you could hold my brain but
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| I regret to convey that
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| Your arms won’t reach around my balls |