| Create a triangle with your head in those speakers
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| Do not turn down your mids
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| Clean your ears
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| Sit on something with back support
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| Wear loose fitting clothing
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| Avoid overhead lighting
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| Close your eyes
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| To best understand the material
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| Work part time
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| Make less than $ 20,000 a year
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| Grow your hair out
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| Live under constant threat of eviction
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| Wait until your bills arrive in pink envelopes before paying them
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| Have a pregnancy scare
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| Have highly personal and easily misunderstood goals
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| Maintain a healthy body weight
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| Always have a scheme or a poorly thought out plan
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| Wake after nine but before noon
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| Have roommates regardless of your age
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| Be a success sexually but remember your failures
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| Understand the world wasn’t made for you
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| Understand your parents are just people and be nice to them based on merit
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| Understand sexual partners know you better than your friends and treat them
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| warmly
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| Have definite opinions but understand the world does not care
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| Judge people on how they will fit into a D&D campaign
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| Love animals
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| Do not treat retarded people like lepers
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| Really don’t treat lepers like lepers
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| Be kind to people
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| Listen to Renee and Angela
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| Do not be afraid of other people’s opinions
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| Understand art has a context and don’t dismiss things outright
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| Don’t resent people with money. |
| don’t be married
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| Do not have children
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| Avoid hard drugs, they make you talk too loud and that’s annoying
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| Understand people have the right to be tasteless
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| Approach doors with confidence and not fear
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| Attach yourself to people who are funny, distance yourself from uptight squares
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| Embrace the media
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| Try new things |