Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song Taking My Ball , by - Eminem. Release date: 31.12.2008
Age restrictions: 18+
Song language: English
Taking My Ball |
| Woo! |
| ome on, man, come on man |
| Okay! |
| Hook: |
| It feels so wrong but it feels so right |
| But it’s allright, it’s okay with me |
| I’ll do my steps all by myself |
| I don’t need nobody to play with me |
| But if you just give me a chance |
| I could put you in a trance the way I dance |
| But don’t nobody wanna play with me |
| So I’m taking my ball and going home |
| Hoo-ooome |
| I’m that guy, man |
| Shove a diamond up my hind end |
| And crush it with my butt muscles while I cut vocals |
| Slut poke holes in your shirt jump in mud puddles |
| While I stomp mud holes in your ass, girl, now let’s cuddle |
| Blood curdling, you’re gurgling on your blood what’ll |
| I’ll do for my next trick |
| I’m feelin' one duffle |
| I think I might just do something a little less subtle |
| Shove a f*ckin tonka truck up a little kid’s butthole |
| Feel the wrath of a physcopath slash ambassador |
| of the Valentine’s Day massacre slash assassin |
| I’ll slash her in the ass with an icicle |
| And leave her layin a bloodbath |
| Put a catheder in and jump in the bath with her |
| In my Spiderman mask |
| Man, just imagine the fun I could have with a strap on |
| Stick it up Kim Kardashian’s a*s and make the b*tch run a triathalon |
| Are those pistachios? |
| Damn, I’d like to have some |
| Laying on the patio man, rollin a fat one |
| Shady drop the magic marker, put the cap on |
| God damn, man, are you that much of an asshole? |
| Hook: |
| It feels so wrong but it feels so right |
| But it’s allright, it’s okay with me |
| I’ll do my steps all by myself |
| I don’t need nobody to play with me |
| But if you just give me a chance |
| I could put you in a trance the way I dance |
| But don’t nobody wanna play with me |
| So I’m taking my ball and going home |
| Hoo-ooome |
| I’m like Houdini, |
| Tuck my teenie-eenie-weenie-between each one of my thighs |
| And make it dissapear like |
| Make that shit dissaper like Tara Reid in a bikini |
| Believe me, homie, you don’t know the meaning of a meanie |
| They call me the fruit loop from Jupiter |
| I’m tryin ta manuever the hoover up in your poop chute |
| Don’t move or ya, might get it stuck up so fucking far in your uvula |
| You ain’t gonna know what he was trying to do to ya gluteus |
| Totally tubular sniffing glue throught a tube in the stud-i-a |
| Now who do ya think is more frut-i-a? |
| Weenie smothered in peanut butter pudding on a tube of your eyeshadow |
| And man it looked nice |
| You shoulda seen it, mother |
| I think I put a piece of art on my Visa card |
| Then I go beat Mischa Barton with a Cuisinart |
| Then mosey on over to Rosy O’Donnell’s, with McDonalds |
| Jump on her lap, and watch The Sopranos |
| Hook: |
| It feels so wrong but it feels so right |
| But it’s allright, it’s okay with me |
| I’ll do my steps all by myself |
| I don’t need nobody to play with me |
| But if you just give me a chance |
| I could put you in a trance the way I dance |
| But don’t nobody wanna play with me |
| So I’m taking my ball and going home |
| Hoo-ooome |
| Shady, what are you doin' chewin' on a human? |
| Grab an aluminum bat, hit Hiedi Klum in the back |
| Boom! |
| and assumin' the fact that that dude’s in the back room |
| Usin' the bathroom, vacuumin' a racoon |
| Skewin' a rat, a cat, screwin a baboon |
| You shouldn’t aks what is he doin with that broom |
| You should be glad he ain’t leave you full of stab wounds |
| You in a trance, I’m back, doin my dance OOH |
| But they’re afraid I might get Sarah Palin by the hair |
| And make her wear a bathin suit |
| And take her parasailin? |
| Shady, why do ya gotta pick on the lady for? |
| Why you make her read 84 bedtime stories to you in baby talk? |
| Can we pick one, hid my juice box under my bassinet |
| No wonder my ass is wet, my diaper needs to be changed |
| You like graffiti, dyke? |
| Well I can pee-pee and write your name |
| Hook: |
| It feels so wrong but it feels so right |
| But it’s allright, it’s okay with me |
| I’ll do my steps all by myself |
| I don’t need nobody to play with me |
| But if you just give me a chance |
| I could put you in a trance the way I dance |
| But don’t nobody wanna play with me |
| So I’m taking my ball and going home |
| Hoo-ooome |
| Fine. |
| Nobody wants to play with me? |
| Fuck you, then. |
| B*tch |
| You guys are always mean to me, anyways. |
| All you do is rub gum in my hair and stuff |
| You guys are gonna make me sad |
| I’m sad |
| I’m gonna kye… I’m kying |
| I’m gonna tell my mom |
| Moooom! |