| The way you shake it, I can't believe it
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| I ain't never seen an ass like that
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| The way you move it, you make my pee-pee go
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| Doing, doing, doing
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| I don't believe it, it's almost to good to be true
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| I ain't never seen a ass like that
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| The way you move it, you make my pee-pee go
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| Doing doing doing
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| The way she moves, she's like a belly-dancer
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| She's shaking that ass to the new Nelly jams
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| I think someone's at the door but I don't think I'mma answer
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| Police saying 'freeze!': doing, doing, doing
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| What do you mean, 'freeze'? |
| Please, I'm a human being!
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| I have needs! |
| I'm NOT done, not 'til I'm finished peeing
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| I am not resisting arrest, I am agreeing
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| Mr. Officer! |
| I'm already on my knees
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| I can't get on the ground any further, it's impossible for me
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| And do not treat me like a murderer, I just like to pee
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| Pee, pee, yes, I make R&B, I sing song
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| It go Ring-a-Chong, a-Ching-Chong-Chong-Chong-Ching
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| Psych! |
| I joke, I joke! |
| I keed, I keed!
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| If I offend, I'm sorry! |
| Please, please, forgive!
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| For I am Triumph the Puppet Dog, I am a mere puppet
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| I can get away anything I say and you will love it!
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| The way you shake it, I can't believe it
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| I ain't never seen an - ass like that
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| The way you move it, you make my pee-pee go
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| Doing doing doing
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| Jessica Simpson looks oh so tempting
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| Nick, I ain't never seen a ass like that
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| Everytime I see that show on MTV, my pee-pee goes
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| Doing doing doing
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| Mary-Kate and Ashley used to be so wholesome
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| Now they getting older, they're starting to grow bum-bums
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| I go to the movies and sit down with my popcorn
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| Police saying 'freeze!': doing, doing, doing
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| What do you mean, 'freeze'? |
| Geez, I just got my seat!
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| I have ticket, look, I put it away, my zipper's zipped!
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| Please do not remove me from this movie theatre, please
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| I did not even get to see Mary Kate's shower scene
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| I didn't mean to be obscene or make a great big scene
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| And don't treat me like I'm Pee Wee Herman, this movie's PG
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| Mr. Officer, I demand to see my attorney
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| I will simple plead innocent, cop a plea, and be free
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| Free, yes free, right back on the streets
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| What you mean my lawyer's with Michael, he's too busy?
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| I am Triumph, Britney Spears has shoulders like a man
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| And I can say that and you'll laugh
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| Cause there's a puppet on my hand
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| The way you shake it, I can't believe it
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| I ain't never seen an - ass like that
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| The way you move it, you make my pee-pee go
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| Doing, doing, doing
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| Hilary Duff is not quite old enough, so
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| I ain't never seen her butt like that
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| Maybe next year, I'll say ass and she'll make my pee-pee go
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| Doing, doing, doing
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| The way she moves, she dances like a go-go
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| In that video, she sings, "Get out, you bozo
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| I need a new boyfriend!" Hi, my name is JoJo
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| Police saying 'freeze!': doing, doing, doing
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| What do you mean, 'freeze'? |
| My computers will be seized
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| And my keys, to my ranch, I just bake cookies
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| Mr. Officer, lookie, take a whiff of this
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| Here, I make Jesus juice, take a sip of this
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| Nobody is safe from me! |
| No, not even me
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| I don't even know if I can say the word 'pee-pee'
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| Pee, on the radio but I think I did
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| Janet, is that a breast? |
| I think I just saw a tit!
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| Psych! |
| I joke, I joke, I keed, I keed
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| I don't think my joke is working, I must flee quick!
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| Get to the chopper, everybody get out
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| I am not Triumph, I am Ah-nuld, get dowwwn!
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| The way you shake it, I can't believe it
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| I ain't never seen an - ass like that
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| The way you move it, you make my pee-pee go
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| Doing, doing, doing
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| So Gwen Stefani, will you pee-pee on me please
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| I ain't never seen a - ass like that
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| Cause the way you move it, you make my pee-pee go
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| Doing, doing, doing
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| The fuck is wrong with you?
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| Ha! |