| Okay, guess who's back, back again
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| Shady's back, tell a friend
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| Now everyone report to the dance floor
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| To the dance floor, to the dance floor
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| Now everyone report to the dance floor
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| Alright stop, pajama time
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| Come here little kiddies on my lap
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| Guess who's back with a brand new rap
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| And I don't mean rap as in a new case
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| Of child molestation accusates
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| Ah ah ah ah ah, no worries
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| Papa's got a brand new bag of toys
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| What else could I possibly do to make noise?
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| I've done touched on everything but little boys
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| That's not a stab at Michael
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| That's just a metaphor, I'm just psycho
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| I go a little bit crazy sometimes
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| I get a little bit out of control with my rhymes
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| Good God, dip, do a little slide
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| Bend down, touch your toes, and just glide
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| To the center of the dance floor
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| Like TP for my bung hole and it's cool if you let one go
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| Nobody's gonna know, who'd hear it?
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| Give a little poot poot, it's okay
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| Oops my CD just skipped
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| And everyone just heard you let one rip
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| Now I'm gonna make you dance, it's your chance
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| Yeah boy, shake that ass, whoops I mean girl, girl, girl, girl
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| Girl you know you're my world, alright now lose it
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| (Ah ah ah ah ah)
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| Just lose it
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| (Ah ah ah ah ah)
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| Go crazy
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| (Ah ah ah ah ah)
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| Oh baby
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| (Ah ah)
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| Oh baby
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| (Ah ah)
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| It's Friday and it's my day
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| Used to party all the way to Sunday
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| Maybe 'til Monday, I don't know what day
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| Everyday's just a holiday
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| Cruisin' on the freeway, feelin' kind of breezy
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| Let the top down and my hair blow
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| I don't know where I'm goin', all I know
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| Is when I get there someone's gonna touch my body
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| Excuse me miss, I don't mean to sound like a jerk
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| But I'm feelin' just a little stressed out from work
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| Would you punch me in the stomach and pull my hair?
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| Spit on me, maybe gouge my eyes out, yeah
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| Now what's ya name girl, what's ya sign?
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| Man you must be up out yo mind
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| Dre, ah, ah, beer goggles, blind
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| I'm just tryin' to unwind, now I'm
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| Now I'm gonna make you dance, it's your chance
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| Yeah boy, shake that ass, whoops I mean girl, girl girl girl
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| Girl you know you're my world, alright now lose it
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| (Ah ah ah ah ah)
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| Just lose it
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| (Ah ah ah ah ah)
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| Go crazy
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| (Ah ah ah ah ah)
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| Oh baby
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| (Ah ah)
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| Oh baby (ah ah)
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| It's Tuesday and I'm locked up
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| I'm in jail and I don't know what happened
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| They say I was runnin' butt naked
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| Down the street screamin' "Ah ah ah ah"
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| Well I'm sorry, I don't remember
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| All I know is this much, I'm not guilty
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| They said. |
| "Save it, boy we got you on tape
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| Yellin' at an old lady touch my body"
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| Now this is the part where the rap breaks down
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| It's real intense, no one makes a sound
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| Everything looks like it's '8 Mile' now
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| The beat comes back and everybody lose themselves
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| Now snap back to reality, look it's B. Rabbit
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| Oh you signed me up to battle? |
| I'm a grown man
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| Tubba tubba tubba tubba tubba tubba tubba
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| I don't have any lines to go right here so tubba
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| Tellytubby fellas, what, fellas, what
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| Grab your left nut, make your right one jealous what
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| Black girls, white girls, skinny girls, fat girls
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| Tall girls, small girls, I'm callin' all girls
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| Everyone report to the dance floor
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| It's your chance for a little romance or butt squeezin'
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| It's the season, just go ah ah ah ah, it's so appeasin'
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| Now I'm gonna make you dance, it's your chance
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| Yeah boy, shake that a*s, whoops I mean girl, girl girl girl
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| Girl you know you're my world, alright now lose it
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| (Ah ah ah ah ah)
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| Just lose it
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| (Ah ah ah ah ah)
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| Go crazy
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| (Ah ah ah ah ah)
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| Oh baby
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| (Ah ah)
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| Oh baby, baby
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| (Ah ah)
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| Touch my body, touch my body
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| Oh boy just touch my body
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| I mean girl just touch my body |