| Hey, yo
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| (This song's about)
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| My, my stepdad
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| (Let's see if this ever happened to you)
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| I, I hate
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| My, my stepdad
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| One thing that sticks in my craw
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| When I was six and I saw my stepfather hittin' my mom
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| Socked her right in her eyeball
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| I'm startin' to think I'm psychotic
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| With all the pictures that I draw of
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| Shit that I already witnessed, this probably twisted my thoughts
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| All I can hear is drama with mom and him
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| I can always hear 'em arguin' down the hallways
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| The walls are thin so the noise is startin' to feel like the norm
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| My dog pissed on the carpet, he stomped it so hard
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| Doctors had to put it down
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| He killed my chihuahua, this motherfucker
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| I, I, hate
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| My, my stepdad (Stepdad)
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| So tonight I'm sayin', "Bye-bye stepdad" (Stepdad)
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| Outside, I look like I'm calm
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| Inside, I'm a tickin' time bomb
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| 'Cause of this motherfucker, who sticks his dick in my mom (My mom)
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| Last night, he said I left the kitchen light on
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| But he walked in there this morning and purposely flipped it, I saw him
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| Hickory switch to my bottom, I counted sixty-nine times
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| He swatted me with it, I'm cryin'
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| He just started hittin' me harder
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| God, I just wish I could jaw him
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| If I could get my weight up
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| But I'm just a second grader
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| This prick is bigger than I am
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| But I've been readin' at school about this shit called liquid cyanide
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| I'm fantasizin' at night when he's sleepin' at just the right time
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| Sneak up with a lethal injection
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| And put him down like they did to my dog
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| I'm talkin' euthanasia (Euthanasia), like kids in Taiwan
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| This fuckin' shit's like Saigon
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| Neighbors called police on him
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| So many battery charges, this dude's like lithium ion
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| Then mom and him let bygones (Bygones)
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| Just be bygones
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| So on eggshells, I walk and just try not to piss this guy off
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| But this why I
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| I, I, hate
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| My, my stepdad (Stepdad)
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| So tonight I'm sayin', "Bye-bye stepdad" (Stepdad)
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| So this year, I'm goin' to the fifth and I'm tall
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| I'm five foot six on my block, I'm the toughest kid but I got
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| Way bigger fish to fry
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| Which is why I'm tryin' to get this bitch to fly off
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| The hand'll wait for the fist to fly off to put this guy in a pine box
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| He's always lookin' for chaos but tonight I've cooked up a plan
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| So this Christmas, I got some color books and some crayons
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| I'm layin' on the floor, in the living room with some friends colorin'
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| He walks by, kicks my arm and goes "Whoops" and just laughs
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| I yelled for mom (Mom) and as she's rushin' to my defense
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| I stood up and said, "Fuck you punk" and I took off and ran
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| To my bedroom, as I fled
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| Knowin' shit would hit the fan
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| Slammed the door and hid behind it with an aluminum bat
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| He kicked it in
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| I swung it hard as I could at his head
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| His noodle went splat, he fell right at the foot of my bed
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| I'm a little bit scared but my anger's overtooken the fear
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| I threw down the bat and just started whoopin' his ass
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| Beat him with my bare hands, the big bad wolf ain't so bad
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| "Ding-dong," the pussy is dead, the bully finally gets his
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| Stomped him until he pissed enough to fill a two liter wein
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| Then buried him next to my dog
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| And if I go to juvie for this, I'ma tell 'em
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| I, I, hate
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| My, my stepdad (Stepdad)
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| So tonight I'm sayin', "Bye-bye stepdad" (Stepdad)
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| 'Cause I, I, hate
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| My, my stepdad (Stepdad)
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| So tonight I'm sayin', "Bye-bye stepdad" (Stepdad) |