| Yeah,
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| Ha ha, you feel that baby?
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| Yeah, I feel it too
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| Damn
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| You know, I'm so glad we could spend this time together
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| See, I'm not as crazy as you thought I was am I?
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| Ha ha
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| I'm the American dream! |
| I'm the definition of white trash balling
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| I'm right back on 'em, with the
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| I can't call it
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| Same shit, different toilet, oh you got a nice ass darlin'!
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| Can't wait to get you into my Benz, take you for a spin
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| What you mean we ain't fuckin', you take me for a friend?
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| Let me tell you the whole story of Shady's origin
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| You'll be sorry if you slam my Mercedes door again!
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| Now, it all started with my father
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| I must have got my pimping genes from him, the way he left my mama
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| I'm a rolling stone just like him, word to Johnny Drama
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| Keep my entourage with me, baby I'll make a promise
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| There ain't nobody as bomb as me
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| I'm as calm as the breeze, I'm the bees knees, his legs and his arms I'm a
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| S-superstar, girl, I'm ready for you mama!
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| Why you think the only thing I got on is my pajamas?
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| I'm so bad
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| I'm so good that I'm so bad
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| I guarantee I'll be the greatest thing you ever had
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| Cause you ain't never met nobody like me
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| And you ain't gonna wanna fuck nobody else again
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| I'm so bad
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| I'm so good that I'm so bad
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| I guarantee I'll be the greatest thing you ever had
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| Cause you ain't never met nobody like me
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| And you ain't gonna wanna fuck nobody else again
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| I'm equivalent to a shot of Cuevo, first I kiss your navel
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| Work my way down, baby you can lay down on the table
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| But you may wanna find something more stable
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| I told you I ain't fooling from the gate, this ain't the first day of April!
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| But thank you for staying April, I'm a make you learn
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| To appreciate me, differentiate me
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| From these phoney, little fishy and sissy fake G's
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| Skip over the huggy-bear and all the kissy face, please
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| Initiate phase three! |
| Missy now service me
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| Take another shot of Jagger, shake it so nervously
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| Take your time baby, ooh you're the bomb baby!
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| Ooh you're doing that even better than your mom lady!
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| I told you I'm Shady, you didn't listen now, did you?
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| Relax woman, you know that I'm only kidding with you
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| Got a twisted sense of humor, it's warped, but I didn't hit you
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| I think you're finally starting to get the picture, I'm
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| I'm so bad
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| I'm so good that I'm so bad
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| I guarantee I'll be the greatest thing you ever had
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| Cause you ain't never met nobody like me
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| And you ain't gonna wanna fuck nobody else again
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| I'm so bad
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| I'm so good that I'm so bad
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| I guarantee I'll be the greatest thing you ever had
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| Cause you ain't never met nobody like me
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| And you ain't gonna wanna fuck nobody else again
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| Dynamite, dynamite, dynamite, so!
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| Dynamite, dynamite, dynamite, so!
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| I can hold you in the morning
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| But in the evening I gotta go,
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| Cause I'm on to the next girl,
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| And the next girl I kinda like, oh, oh, oh!
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| I got you caught up in the rapture
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| Make you recapture the feelings you had for your last boyfriend before he slapped ya
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| You never wanted someone so bad ya sweating
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| But if I'm what you wanted, why'd you panic when I grabbed ya?
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| Girl don't be so frantic I'm just a hopeless romantic
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| Don't try to fight the feeling of something that's organic
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| You can't ignore it, so don't just stand before it
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| Just drop them panties to the floor, let's get to camcordin'
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| Damn shorty, I told you this was bound to happen
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| Soon as you wrote your number on a napkin I was bound to work a number on your back and
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| Throw your spine out of alignment
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| My love has got you so blinded you couldn't pick Amy Winehouse out of a lineup
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| So stop with the snoring, pick your pint up
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| Let's get the pineapple schnapps going, no one'll knock cause I'm a hang a sign up
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| Saying "Don't Disturb", shorty I'm so superb
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| I say the right things, don't I spit the dopest words?
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| I'm so bad
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| I'm so good that I'm so bad
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| I guarantee I'll be the greatest thing you ever had
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| Cause you ain't never met nobody like me
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| And you ain't gonna wanna fuck nobody else again
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| I'm so bad
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| I'm so good that I'm so bad
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| I guarantee I'll be the greatest thing you ever had
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| Cause you ain't never met nobody like me
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| And you ain't gonna wanna fuck nobody else again
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| Dynamite, dynamite, dynamite, so!
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| Dynamite, dynamite, dynamite, so!
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| I can hold you in the morning
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| But in the evening I gotta go,
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| Cause I'm on to the next girl,
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| And the next girl I kinda like, oh, oh, oh!
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| I'm so bad
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| I'm so good that I'm so bad
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| I guarantee I'll be the greatest thing you ever had
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| Cause you ain't never met nobody like me
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| And you ain't gonna wanna fuck nobody else again |