| If I'm elected for ten terms
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| I'm renewing the staff after the inagural
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| And hiring all girls as interns
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| If I don't like you, I'll snatch you outta your mic booth
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| While you're rappin and pull your right through the window and fight you
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| I'll take you straight to the pavement
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| Uppercut you, and scrape your face wit a bracelet
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| Like a razor that shaved it
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| Three drinks and I'm ready to flash
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| Runnin on stage in a G-string, wit a bee sting on my ass (Look!)
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| It's probably all cuz I ain't awkward at all
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| I just like to walk through the mall, stop, and talk to the wall
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| And have a relapse after I just fought through withdrawal
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| (Hop in the car little girl, I just bought you a doll)
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| The Bad and Evil movement is comin
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| Plus the music is pumpin like a pill freak wit a tube in his stomach
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| I write a rhyme a day
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| So it's no wonder how come your whole album
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| Is soundin like a bunch of shit that I would say
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| Whether it's one verse or one letter
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| I'll probably be the cleverest one that never gets spun ever
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| It's Slim Shady and Tony Touch, it's only us
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| The rest of y'all are just stuck in the middle wit Monie Love |