| Who can say for sure?
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| Perhaps a frontal lobotomy would be the answer
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| If science can operate on this distorted brain and put it to good use
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| Society will reap a great benefit
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| I walk around like a space cadet, place your bets
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| Who’s likely to become a serial killer? |
| Case of tourettes
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| Fuck, fuck, fuck! |
| Can’t take the stress
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| I make a mess as the day progresses
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| Angry and take it out on the neighbours hedges
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| Like this is how I’ll cut your face up bitches
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| With these hedge trimming scisors with razor edges
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| Imagination’s dangerous, it’s the only way to escape this
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| Mess and make the best of this situation, I guess
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| Cuz I feel like a little bitch’s, predicaments, despicable
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| I’m sick of just getting pushed, it’s ridiculous
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| I look like a freaking wuss, a pu*sy
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| This kid just took my stick of liquorice
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| And threw my sticker books in a picker bush
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| I wanna kick his toosh, but I was six and shook
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| This fucker was 12 and was 6 foot, with a vicious hook
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| He hit me, I fell, I got back up, all I did was book, now there’s using your
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| head
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| Mama always said 'If you had a brain, you’d be dangerous
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| A brain you’d be dangerous' (Mama could be wrong)
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| Mama, Ima grow a name and be famous
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| And I’mma be a pain in the anus
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| (Mama could be wrong)
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| I’mma use my head as a weapon
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| Find a way to escape this insaneness
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| Mama always said 'Son, If you had a brain, you’d be dangerous
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| Guess it pays to be brainless
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| Fast forward some years later
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| A teenager, this is a fun, sweet
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| I just got jumped twice in one week, it’s complete
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| It’s usually once a month, this is some feat I’ve accomplished
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| They’ve stomped me into the mud for what reason, you stomped me
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| But how do you get the sh*t beat out of you, be down and be upbeat
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| When you don’t have no-thing, no valid shot at life
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| Chance To make it or succeed
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| Cuz you’re doomed from the start
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| It’s like you grew up on drug street, from jump street
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| But if I had just kept my head up my a*s
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| I could accomplish any task
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| Practicing trash talking in a trance
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| Locked in my room yeah But I got some plans mama
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| These damn rhymes are falling
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| Out of my pants pocket I can’t stop it
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| And I’m starting to blend in more, school this shit helps for sure
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| I’m getting more self assured than I’ve ever been before
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| Plus no one picks on me anymore, I done put a stop to that
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| Threw my first punch, end of story
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| Still in my skulls a vacant, empty void
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| Been using it more as a bin for storage
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| Take some inventory and as gorge as a
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| Ford engine door hinge syringe an orange an extension cord and a Ninja sword
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| Not to mention four lynch pins and a stringent stored
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| Ironing board a bench a wrench or winch and a tangent whore
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| Everything but a brain, but dome’s off the f*cking chain
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| Like an independent store, something’s wrong with my head
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| Just think if I had a brain in it, thank God that I don’t
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| Cause I’d probably be dahmer cause mama always said
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| Mama always said 'If you had a brain, you’d be dangerous
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| A brain you’d be dangerous' (Mama could be wrong)
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| Mama, Ima grow a name and be famous
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| And I’mma be a pain in the anus
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| (Mama could be wrong)
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| I’mma use my head as a weapon
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| Find a way to escape this insaneness
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| Mama always said 'Son, If you had a brain, you’d be dangerous
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| Guess it pays to be brainless
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| Now my mum goes womp womp womp
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| Cause I’m not that smart but I’m not dumb
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| I was on a bottom of the pile getting stomped
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| But somehow, I came out on top
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| I told you one day, I said they’d have that red carpet rolled out, yo
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| I’m nice, yo, f*ck it I’m out cold
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| Now everywhere I go, they scream out 'Go'
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| I’m bout to clean house, yo
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| I’m Lysol, now I’m just household
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| Outsold the sell outs, freak the hell out
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| Middle America, hear them yell out
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| they were so scared, and those kids
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| Just about, belted out
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| Whatever spout that it fell out
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| Of my smart alleck mouth, it was so weird
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| Inappropriate, so be it, I don’t see it
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| Maybe one day when the smoke clears, it won’t be as
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| Motherf*ckin' difficult, ch’yea, til then
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| Hopefully you little homos get over your fears and grow beards
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| It’s okay to be scared straight, they said I provoke queers |
| Til emotions evoke tears, my whole careers a stroke of sheer genius
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| Smoke and mirrors, tactical, practical jokes, yeah
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| You motherf*ckin' Insert insult here
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| Who the fuck would’ve thunk that one little lone MC
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| Would be able to take the whole culture and re-upholstery it
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| And boy they did flock
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| Can’t believe this little hick locked
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| This hip hop sh*t in his pocket and still the shit got
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| That white trash traffic and gridlock
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| Shit happened like a six blocks from a Kid Rock
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| Insane Clown Posse Concert in mid Oc-tober
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| And got forbid I see a wizard and get a brain in my titanium cranium dog
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| Cause I turn into the unabomber mama always said
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| Mama always said 'If you had a brain, you’d be dangerous
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| A brain you’d be dangerous' (Mama could be wrong)
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| Mama, Ima grow a name and be famous
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| And I’mma be a pain in the anus
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| (Mama could be wrong)
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| I’mma use my head as a weapon
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| Find a way to escape this insaneness
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| Mama always said 'Son, If you had a brain, you’d be dangerous
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| Guess it pays to be brainless
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| Insaneness ain’t even a word you stupid fuck
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| Neither is ain’t |