| Muscle baby won’t let go
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| Weekend baby won’t say no
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| Is she an active beauty?
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| I should say so
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| Wooden bones and pretty lashes
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| Iodine for your baby’s gashes
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| Little tombs for your baby’s ashes
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| If something goes wrong
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| Tiny steps almost real
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| Tiny fingers you almost feel
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| Make her walk or make her kneel
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| Oh, she’s almost human beneath that Cuban heel
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| Who’s that down at the bottom of the garden?
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| Who’s that hiding underneath the sofa?
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| Who gets blamed whenever you’re in trouble?
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| She’s your friend and she’s your double
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| Tiny steps almost real
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| Tiny fingers you almost feel
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| Make her walk or make her kneel
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| Oh, she’s almost human beneath that Cuban heel
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| Pretty little fashion face
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| Pick anyone up off the shelf
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| Though you say it’s a disgrace
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| You know you owe it to yourself
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| You can even shop around
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| Though you won’t find any cheaper
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| She’s your baby now
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| You can keep her
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| Tiny steps almost real
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| Tiny fingers you almost feel
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| Make her walk or make her kneel
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| Oh, she’s almost human beneath that Cuban
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| Oh, she’s almost human beneath that Cuban
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| Oh, she’s almost human beneath that Cuban
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| Oh, she’s almost human beneath that Cuban… |