| Times are tough for English babies
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| Send the army and the navy
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| Beat up strangers who talk funny
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| Take their greasy, foreign money
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| Skin shop, red leather, hot line
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| Be prepared for the engaged sign
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| Bridal books, engagement rings
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| And other wicked little things
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| Standing in your socks and vest
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| Better get it off your chest
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| Every day is just like the rest
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| But Sunday’s best
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| Stylish slacks to suit your pocket
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| Back supports and picture lockets
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| Sleepy towns and sleeper trains
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| To the dogs and down the drains
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| Major roads and ladies' smalls
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| Hearts of oak and long trunk calls
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| Continental interference
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| At death’s door with life insurance
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| Standing in your socks and vest
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| Better get it off your chest
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| Every day is just like the rest
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| But Sunday’s best
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| Sunday’s best, Sunday’s finest
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| When your money’s in the minus
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| And you suffer from your shyness
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| You can listen to us whiners
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| Don’t look now under the bed
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| An arm, a leg and a severed head
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| Read about the private lives
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| The songs of praise, the readers' wives
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| Listen to the decent people
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| Though you treat them just like sheep
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| Put them all in boots and khaki
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| Blame it all upon the darkies
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| Standing in your socks and vest
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| Better get it off your chest
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| Every day is just like the rest
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| But Sunday’s best
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| Sunday’s best
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| Sunday’s best
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| Sunday’s best |