| Correct procedure at a wedding
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| Is for you to say 'I do'
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| But you don’t
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| And if you asked me to marry you
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| You know I’d say 'I will'
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| So you won’t
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| I know you’re not too keen
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| On such conventional expressions
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| But if you could string the words along
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| You could make the perfect sentence
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| Quote I love you unquote
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| (Three little words you never wrote)
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| Quote I love you unquote
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| (Words so small, sharp, and stick in your throat)
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| Conspicuously absent from your note
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| Quote I love you unquote
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| Quote best wishes unquote
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| Full stop close brackets
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| That’s all you wrote
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| Tradition at a smart occasion
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| Is to beg me for a dance
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| But not you
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| I’ve grown accustomed to attention
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| But you don’t spare a glance
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| You look through
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| I know you find the subject
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| Unfit for conversation
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| But if you join the syllables
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| You could make the perfect statement
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| Quote I love you unquote
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| (Three little words you never wrote)
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| Quote I love you unquote
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| (Words so small, sharp, and stick in your throat)
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| Conspicuously absent from your note
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| Quote I love you unquote
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| Quote best wishes unquote
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| Full stop close brackets
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| That’s all you wrote
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| Correct prodecure on the phone
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| Is to beg me be your own
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| But you don’t
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| And if you asked me to marry you
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| You know I’d say 'I will'
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| So you won’t
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| I know my constant overtures
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| May seem a touch obsessive
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| But if you can type the characters
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| You could make the perfect message
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| Quote I love you unquote
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| (Three little words you never wrote)
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| Quote I love you unquote
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| (Words so small, sharp, and stick in your throat)
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| Conspicuously absent from your note
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| Quote I love you unquote
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| Quote best wishes unquote
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| Full stop close brackets
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| That’s all you wrote
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| Quote best wishes unquote
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| Quote best wishes unquote
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| That’s all you wrote
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| That’s all you wrote
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| That’s all you wrote
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| That’s all you wrote |