Lyrics That Horrible Woman - Eddie Korbich, Lauren Worsham, Lisa O'Hare

That Horrible Woman

Sibella:
That horrible woman.
That contemptible girl.
Detective:
Countess Navarro?
Sibella:
Oh make no mistake,
She’s a venomous snake,
And she poisoned the Earl!
And Mister Navarro was a pawn in her plan.
I have come here to save him,
He’s an innocent man!
Detective:
Do you know what you’re saying, Mrs. Holland?
Sibella & Phoebe:
He’s an innocent man!
Phoebe:
That horrible woman.
Magistrate:
Mrs. Holland?
Phoebe:
Do not utter her name!
You must tell the court,
How she poisoned the port,
And diverted the blame.
Go and bring her to justice.
Just as fast as you can!
As I’ve told you, my husband
Is an innocent man.
Sibella: She seemed tense and alert --
Phoebe: From hors d’oeuvres to dessert --
Sibella & Phoebe: And she flirted and batted her eyes at the men.
Sibella: Then she rose from her seat --
Phoebe: Then she reached for a sweet --
Sibella & Phoebe: Every gesture was planned.
Phoebe: Then --
Sibella: Thinking no one could see --
Sibella & Phoebe: No one saw her but me --
Phoebe: In a blink --
Sibella & Phoebe: She put drops in his drink.
Phoebe: That’s a quote --
Sibella: From a letter she wrote --
Phoebe: In her very own hand!
Sibella: In her very own hand!
Sibella & Phoebe: That horrible woman!
Sibella: That miserable minx!
Phoenix: That libidinous jinx!
Sibella: Every word is a lie!
Phoebe: She’s unspeakably sly!
Sibella & Phoebe: And I hear that she drinks!
Phoebe: Surely Mr. Navarro --
Sibella: And so Monty, of course --
Sibella & Phoebe: Was a pawn in her plan!
Phoebe: He would not hurt a fly!
Sibella: He could not harm a flea!
Phoebe: You cannot let him die!
Sibella: You must set the man free!
Sibella & Phoebe: For Montague D’Ysquith-Navarro
Is an innocent man.
Sibella: It was done out of greed!
Phoebe: It was done out of spite!
Sibella: She wanted the title!
Sibella & Phoebe: She wanted revenge!
Phoebe: And my husband, she knew --
Sibella: And she didn’t care who --
Sibella & Phoebe: Would be hanged for the crime!
Detective & Magistrate: Dear lady!
Phoebe: She --
Sibella: As I’m sure you can see --
Sibella & Phoebe: She’s a merciless --
Sibella: Ravenous --
Phoebe: Man-eating --
Detective & Magistrate: Monstrous!
All: Assassin!
Detective & Magistrate: A beast!
Sibella & Phoebe: Monty must be released!
Detective & Magistrate: And there isn’t much time!
Sibella & Phoebe: And there isn’t much time!
Detective & Magistrate: That horrible woman!
All: That sinister wench!
Sibella: Pray you do what is just!
Phoebe: Stop the jury, you must
All: Get a stay from the bench!
In the name of King Edward,
We must do all we can!
Sibella & Phoebe: As the ending was changed,
When the nightingale sang --
Detective & Magistrate: Fate must be rearranged --
All: We must not let him hang,
For Montague D’Ysquith-Navarro,
Is an innocent man!
He’s an innocent man!
He’s an innocent man!