| Phoebe:
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| Mr Navarro,
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| Forgive my intrusion.
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| I needed to see you.
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| And see you today!
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| Mr Navarro, Mr Navarro
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| I have arrived at a stunning conclusion
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| And I feared I would lose my resolve
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| If I didn’t come here directly to say.
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| I’ve decided to marry you.
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| I’ve decided to marry you.
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| I’ve decided though Henry’s gone that life goes on for me.
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| I have thoroughly thought it through.
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| And the man that I want is you.
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| Though it’s true there are quite a few who strongly disagree.
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| Nonetheless I will marry you.
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| I confess that I’m frightened too.
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| But unless I am wrong, you long for love as much as I.
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| This is quite unconventional, I’ll admit,
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| But why should that matter a wit?
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| And if you do not say yes at once, I think I’ll die.
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| Monty:
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| Miss D’ysquith, you’ve rendered me speechless. |
| May I call you Phoebe?
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| Sibella:
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| What am I doing here, this could be dangerous,
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| If I’m discovered, imagine the scandal,
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| and I couldn’t handle a scandal so visible,
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| I’ll stay invisible, still as can be.
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| But what’s going on there, I can hear voices, |
| I recognise Monty but is that a woman?
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| And if that’s a woman, what is she doing here,
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| Is it the cousin, I wish I could see.
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| If it’s that cousin it might just be business,
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| It’s family business and none of my business.
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| But why is she here in the home of a bachelor?
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| Of course one could point out that I’m here as well…
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| But does she not realise this situation puts her reputation severely in question
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| The merest suggestion could cause a sensation, and I cannot hear, which is hell.
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| P: I’ll be warned not to marry you
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| S: I could go home
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| P: I’ll be scorned if I marry you
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| S: I should go home
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| P: Still I’ve decided to live again
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| S: Live my life and be a wife again
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| P: Who’d believe how my life has turned
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| S: I should be off
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| P: After grieving I quickly learned
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| S: But he makes me laugh!
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| Both: There is nothing can bend the will like half Castilian men
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| P: And there’s goodness to spare in you
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| S: Well isn’t this fun.
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| P: And a gentleness there in you
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| S: Isn’t she done?
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| P: You have taken a wounded bird and taught her how to fly! |
| S: Funny business, my life!
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| Both: This is quite unconventional, is it not? |
| rather a turn in the plot,
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| P: And so will I be your fiancee?
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| S: Why don’t you send the cow away?
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| (M: Phoebe darling!)
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| Both: When I recall this day I think I’ll cry.
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| (Sibella shrieks)
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| P: What was that?
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| M: What was what?
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| P: That sound- Is there someone here?
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| M: No, pay no attention! |
| that’s… my new manservant! |
| he’s just finding his way
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| around. |
| I’ll be with you in a moment… Wadsworth.
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| Isn’t this madness, who could foresee,
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| how one trick of timing could ruin it all.
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| One in the parlour, one in the bedroom,
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| nothing between them but me and a wall.
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| Look at Phoebe, noble and pious, my esteem for her only grows,
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| but when I am with Phoebe, I am on fire, thinking of
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| Sibella, full of desire, passion and dare I say it, love.
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| But when I’m with Sibella, whom do I admire, none but
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| Phoebe, perfect and lovely, who couldn’t love her, heaven knows.
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| Round and round and round it goes!
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| How happy I’d be to be at your disposal,
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| my darling of course I accept your proposal! |
| P: Now we should kiss.
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| M: That would be bliss.
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| P: Darling, but first I’ll say this, I’ve decided to marry you.
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| M: Phoebe! |
| /S: What are we doing?
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| P: I’ve decided to marry you.
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| M: Sibella! |
| /S:What are they doing?
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| M: Phoebe! |
| Set me free /S: I wish this wall would fall and set me free
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| M: Then again Isabella /S: Monty
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| P+M: Yes I’ve decided to marry you /S: Monty
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| M: Phoebe/ P: I could marry you /S: Oh Monty
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| All: look what you’ve done to me!
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| P: Monty
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| M: Phoebe
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| S: Monty
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| M: Wadsworth
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| P: Monty, Monty
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| S: Monty, Monty
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| P+S: Monty, Monty, Monty, Monty
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| M: I am grateful indeed for your gracious bestowment, Yes Wadsworth I told you,
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| I’ll be just a moment!
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| P: Now Monty dear, I think I now should go.
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| M: Oh no!
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| P: But I still want to marry you
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| M: Even so
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| P: I’ve decided to marry you
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| S: Just go
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| P: How I’m longing to marry you
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| P+M: Yes I’m delighted to marry you, marry you, marry you/ S: Go!
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| P+M: shame you/I must go, go,
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| S: Go
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| M: Go
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| S+M: Go
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| P: I’ll go! |