| Death to the mid-twenties pessimist
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| This dead end debit pimp smiley face is evidence
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| I don’t love lady luck were just friends with benefits
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| 88 MPH skipping ahead to the second kiss
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| We all sleep walk embrace your inner coo coo
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| Don’t kill the dream before the car alarm woo woo’s
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| And your caught on a treadmill in a tube top and moon boots
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| Pocket dialing bomb threats to your exes new boo
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| Said it couldn’t be done- Well I just did it
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| With no gun, no chain and a dollar bill limit
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| Fucking cynic, zip it. |
| Give it a rest. |
| I’m not finished
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| Chin up, the grass can’t be that interesting? |
| Is it?
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| I celebrate in between both 11:11's
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| Cuz 4:20 is an irrelevant collection of seconds
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| I think a lot probably more than recommended
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| I’m writing a novel in my head and don’t wanna forget it
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| (Hook)
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| We will surprise you We will surprise them
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| We’re not going for broke we’re going for amazing
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| We will surprise you We will surprise them
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| We went crazy years ago. |
| Surprise yourself before you ancient
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| We will surprise you We will surprise them
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| We’re not going for broke we’re going for amazing
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| We will surprise you We will surprise them
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| We went crazy years ago. |
| Surprise yourself before you ancient
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| I used to be so «me against the world» 2Pac- I’m over it
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| I’d rather hold yoga poses on a pogo stick
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| And hump my beautiful brunette til the crazy dog notices
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| Instead of going postal on a mogul screaming «socialist!»
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| Ya gotta scare yourself stupid. |
| Ya know moon a platoon
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| Steroid enthusiasts while hoola hooping in a pool of AC units
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| Til your soul gets so electrocuted your baby’s
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| Mommas other babies daddies babies shoes fit
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| Last week I signed a contract on an airplane
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| Just to light a match and dance in its ashes
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| While we crash landed in the mid-Atlantic
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| Sorry Captain, don’t panic it just had to happen
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| Don’t believe in magic? |
| And fabricated accidents?
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| I do- But I wear skinny jeans like we invented fashion
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| And damn I look good- better than your girlfriend
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| Who wants a court side seat to see the world end
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| (Hook)
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| We will surprise you We will surprise them
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| We’re not going for broke we’re going for amazing
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| We will surprise you We will surprise them
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| We went crazy years ago. |
| Surprise yourself before you ancient
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| We will surprise you We will surprise them
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| We’re not going for broke we’re going for amazing
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| We will surprise you We will surprise them
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| We went crazy years ago. |
| Surprise yourself before you ancient
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| I finally figured out this whole walking through walls thing
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| And all it took was a jack-hammer golf swing
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| If only I could conquer walking on water
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| Then my friends my game would really be evolving
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| I quit drinking started eating cold turkey
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| I was getting too loose too topsy turvey
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| I’ll never get bamboozled you can’t out work me
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| Why such a hurry? |
| Stay a while. |
| We’re just getting flirty
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| (Hook)
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| We will surprise you We will surprise them
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| We’re not going for broke we’re going for amazing
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| We will surprise you We will surprise them
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| We went crazy years ago. |
| Surprise yourself before you ancient
|
| We will surprise you We will surprise them
|
| We’re not going for broke we’re going for amazing
|
| We will surprise you We will surprise them
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| We went crazy years ago. |
| Surprise yourself before you ancient |