| I’m throwing snowballs at cop cars
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| While doing the Marty Mcfly on your back bumper
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| I wish I could go back to juvie and make an adult movie With my PO
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| She was so nice what a bummer
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| There’s no glory in post euphoria
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| Only the most glorified morning wood poking your cornea
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| Poor me, my charming life affords a cornucopia
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| Of vainglorious fornicating now raise a 40 up
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| Over dramatic like a lethal weapon saxophone
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| Everybody knows your name you’re so Sam Malone
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| I dry heave charm with the screams of a car alarm
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| While getting my pubes permed in a burning barnyard
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| Ain’t it cute? |
| We should be friends til the end
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| And co-star in a commercial for the mentally scared
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| I started a hopeless romantics anonymous
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| So I could find a new chick to double my blocks populous
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| Accommodating with a can of pop and a kiss
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| Expectations are low so every results an accomplishment
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| I’ve been a mess since middle school
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| Every since I saw my first nipple swimmin in the kiddie pool
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| I’m a sucker for a pretty face and a paycheck
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| Spending it all and I haven’t been paid yet
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| Making the big bucks!
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| I’m a part time pittie party and a full time mess (x2)
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| I started wearing skinnier and skinnier jeans
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| Trying to be a spiffier me with a little hippy in between
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| Smoking pot was the only thing we had in common
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| So I tried chiefing like a miniature fiend
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| Now I can’t trust a chick that can’t roll a joint with one hand
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| Let alone one that plays drums in a dumb band
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| I went tanning! |
| I went fucking tanning!
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| I can pitch a mean tent but I can do that without camping
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| I’ve been domesticated even though I hate it
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| Seen all the piece of shit twilight movies so underrated
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| I found religion in denial
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| And comfort in having your parents on speed dial
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| Metaphorically speaking I accepted testical dismemberment
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| And paid for his and hers gym memberships
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| All because I was under the influence
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| Of the greatest girls I’d ever met until they ended it
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| (Hook)
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| Im a sucker for a pretty face and a paycheck
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| Spending it all and I haven’t been paid yet
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| Making the big bucks!
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| I’m a part time pittie party and a full time mess (x2)
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| I got a BIg heart
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| I got a BIG bark
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| I got BIG huh hm uhh hmm
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| Depending on the size of her hands (x2) |
Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song I'm a Sucker , by - Ashley GoldSong from the album Pheromone Heavy, in the genre Рэп и хип-хоп