
Date of issue: 07.03.2010
Song language: English
Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced |
I play in a band, we’re the best in the land |
We’re big in both Chelsea and France |
I play one mean guitar and then score at the bar |
There’s a line of chicks waiting for their chance |
So come on now honey, I’ll make you feel pretty |
These other gals mean nothing to me |
Let’s finish these drinks and be gone for the night |
'Cause I’m more than a handful, you’ll see |
So kiss me, I’m shitfaced |
I’m soaked, I’m soiled and brown |
In the trousers, she kissed me |
And I only bought her one round |
I can bench press a car, I’m an ex-football star |
With degrees from both Harvard and Yale |
Girls just can’t keep up, I’m a real love machine |
I’ve had far better sex while in jail |
I designed the Sears Tower, I make two grand an hour |
I cook the world’s best duck flambé |
I’ll take the pick of the litter, girls jockey for me |
I don’t need these lines to get laid |
So kiss me, I’m shitfaced |
I’m soaked, I’m soiled and brown |
In the trousers, she kissed me |
And I only bought her one round |
I’m a man of the night, a real ladies delight |
See my figure was chiseled from stone |
One more for the gal then I’ll escort her home |
Come last call, I’m never alone |
I’ve a house on the hill with a red water bed |
That puts Hugh Hefner’s mansion to shame |
With girls by the pool and Italian sports cars |
I’m just here in this dump for the game |
So kiss me, I’m shitfaced |
I’m soaked, I’m soiled and brown |
In the trousers, she kissed me |
And I only bought her one round |
So kiss me, I’m shitfaced |
I’m soaked, I’m soiled and brown |
In the trousers, she kissed me |
And I only bought her one round |
Ahh, fuck it. |
Who am I shitting? |
I’m a pitiful sight, and I ain’t all that bright |
I’m definitely not chiseled from stone |
I’m a cheat and a liar, no woman’s desire |
I’ll probably die cold and alone |
But just give me a chance, 'cause deep down inside |
I swear I got a big heart of gold |
I’m a monogamous man, no more one night stands |
Come on, honey, let me take you home |
So kiss me, I’m shitfaced |
I’m soaked, I’m soiled and brown |
In the trousers, she kissed me |
And I only bought her one round |
So kiss me, I’m shitfaced |
I’m soaked, I’m soiled and brown |
In the trousers, (Yo, it’s tiny!) |
And I only bought her one round |
(Woo! One round!) |
So kiss me, I’m shitfaced |
I’m soaked, I’m soiled and brown |
In the trousers, she kissed me |
And I only bought her one round |
So kiss me, I’m shitfaced |
I’m soaked, I’m soiled and brown |
In the trousers, she kissed me |
And I only bought her one round |
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