Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced , by - Dropkick Murphys. Release date: 07.03.2010
Song language: English
Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced |
| I play in a band, we’re the best in the land |
| We’re big in both Chelsea and France |
| I play one mean guitar and then score at the bar |
| There’s a line of chicks waiting for their chance |
| So come on now honey, I’ll make you feel pretty |
| These other gals mean nothing to me |
| Let’s finish these drinks and be gone for the night |
| 'Cause I’m more than a handful, you’ll see |
| So kiss me, I’m shitfaced |
| I’m soaked, I’m soiled and brown |
| In the trousers, she kissed me |
| And I only bought her one round |
| I can bench press a car, I’m an ex-football star |
| With degrees from both Harvard and Yale |
| Girls just can’t keep up, I’m a real love machine |
| I’ve had far better sex while in jail |
| I designed the Sears Tower, I make two grand an hour |
| I cook the world’s best duck flambé |
| I’ll take the pick of the litter, girls jockey for me |
| I don’t need these lines to get laid |
| So kiss me, I’m shitfaced |
| I’m soaked, I’m soiled and brown |
| In the trousers, she kissed me |
| And I only bought her one round |
| I’m a man of the night, a real ladies delight |
| See my figure was chiseled from stone |
| One more for the gal then I’ll escort her home |
| Come last call, I’m never alone |
| I’ve a house on the hill with a red water bed |
| That puts Hugh Hefner’s mansion to shame |
| With girls by the pool and Italian sports cars |
| I’m just here in this dump for the game |
| So kiss me, I’m shitfaced |
| I’m soaked, I’m soiled and brown |
| In the trousers, she kissed me |
| And I only bought her one round |
| So kiss me, I’m shitfaced |
| I’m soaked, I’m soiled and brown |
| In the trousers, she kissed me |
| And I only bought her one round |
| Ahh, fuck it. |
| Who am I shitting? |
| I’m a pitiful sight, and I ain’t all that bright |
| I’m definitely not chiseled from stone |
| I’m a cheat and a liar, no woman’s desire |
| I’ll probably die cold and alone |
| But just give me a chance, 'cause deep down inside |
| I swear I got a big heart of gold |
| I’m a monogamous man, no more one night stands |
| Come on, honey, let me take you home |
| So kiss me, I’m shitfaced |
| I’m soaked, I’m soiled and brown |
| In the trousers, she kissed me |
| And I only bought her one round |
| So kiss me, I’m shitfaced |
| I’m soaked, I’m soiled and brown |
| In the trousers, (Yo, it’s tiny!) |
| And I only bought her one round |
| (Woo! One round!) |
| So kiss me, I’m shitfaced |
| I’m soaked, I’m soiled and brown |
| In the trousers, she kissed me |
| And I only bought her one round |
| So kiss me, I’m shitfaced |
| I’m soaked, I’m soiled and brown |
| In the trousers, she kissed me |
| And I only bought her one round |