| Let the wallet and the keys and the fat?
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| Little sorts of paraphenalia
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| Look I understand now that this here’s suspicious
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| But its just us, the tour bus a must the mousta
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| Ride with us from the things with bringing it plus
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| We never cleaning it thus, the smell of weed’n it up
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| Get the feeling you that don’t like the stripes
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| That wanna be rockstars they gotta be drug dealers
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| Or real killers, lets go with the latter and put out the feelers
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| And see what the deal is. |
| So why
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| Did nobody mention that we passed the dimension?
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| Got the kangaroos riding the back and they keep banging
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| The sides and then we’ll take us alive and if we deal with it
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| Right well then we’ll ride from the back, better hit the hazards
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| I’m just saying I’m seeing the whole land
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| From the backseat of this ride, I wouldn’t mind trying
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| Wind my window without the threat of a cigarette
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| Honson lit hitting my eye, but I got no time
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| No time to waste
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| I gotta hit the road, gotta go right away
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| Got time for nothing, already started the bus
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| So shut the door and take the party with us, we take the party with us (uh)
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| No time to waste
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| I gotta hit the road, gotta go right away
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| Got time for nothing, already started the bus
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| So shut the door
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| And take the party with us, we take the party with us (uh)
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| What the fuck are you lookin for? |
| just a little bit of (Drapht),
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| bit of (Drapht), but uh
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| You ain’t gonna find a shit in under my nut sack
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| Only thing under there is my butt crack, ain’t a fuckin'
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| Rug rat, so no, ain’t harbouring shit there
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| And, if I did, it’s gone 'cause spotting cops is my sixth sense
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| Thick stench of the second hand smoke
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| With an ear to the road, he reckon he Van Gough
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| He reckon the road rolled under the van, I reckon
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| He’s twenty seconds too late and reckon that Dan knows that
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| Standing on the side of the road with rambos
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| Tryna stand over us like it was over loaded
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| Guns like it was over a boat of coke
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| Or a bust to my load to show my nuts to a bus load of
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| Nuns, nah, no one owning up to this
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| Now we looking down at a truck like Snuffleupagus
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| I had enough of this either read us our rights
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| Or we driving, ain’t got time we ain’t got no time, nah
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| No time to waste
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| I gotta hit the road, gotta go right away
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| Got time for nothing, already started the bus
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| So shut the door and take the party with us, we take the party with us (uh)
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| No time to waste
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| I gotta hit the road, gotta go right away
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| No time for nothing, already started the bus
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| So shut the door and take the party with us, we take the party with us
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| Mister policeman, why you pulling us over?
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| See, the whole van’s lifted but our driver’s sober
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| And, legally, he’s the only one who needs to be
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| So you can’t prove shit but motherfucker we smoke heaps of weed
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| And, the key, you don’t need to know why he’s here
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| We vacced to the party of loose women and free beer
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| So can you let us go? |
| I’ve had enough of this shit
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| I know my rights and you can’t test if I’m stoned
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| I drove so damn far on the magical mystery bus
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| Filled with vodka and half of a spliff in my lung
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| I seen cops with them shotgun mics
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| In the cliffs, trying to clock the intake of my piss
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| Backseat plantation, hand me another one of them
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| I’m not cooked I’m only half baken
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| And I’ll be part taken with anything that’s passed around trust
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| We take the party with us, we take the party with us
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| Seatbelts on
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| Ain’t no time, tweet out, open windows, open windows
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| Seatbelts, throw the… throw the weed out
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| A couple piss passed around the back to whiff of this shit
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| Got the coppers stressed enough to wanna give us a slip
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| But not elusive they accusing us of being that one moving
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| Budha in back alludin' like the smoke’s from an illusion hah
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| Its from the pithery serendipity cigarette
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| And sombody invited OJ, bought the killer X
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| Till I said warp the fuck out of the speakers
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| In the tour van ten years on, still playing porn rant
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| You think the oars count, we probably did
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| Snapshotted all them twits for my holiday pics
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| So, what the fuck’s the deal officer? |
| Why you trying to lock us up?
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| We ain’t bothering nobody, go do some proper stuff
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| I got no time for bovine fucking my shit up
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| Patiently he cleared the car, I’m the last one to get up
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| One hiccup, but the copper didn’t pick up I was choking
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| We don’t hold weed bro, we smoke it
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| No time to waste
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| I gotta hit the road, gotta go right away
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| Got time for nothing, already started the bus
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| So shut the door and take the party with us, we take the party with us (uh)
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| No time to waste
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| I gotta hit the road, gotta go right away
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| Got time for nothing, already started the bus
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| So shut the door and take the party with us (uh)
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| I can smell cannabis in this car (oh, okay, right)
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| Who wants to own up, because, like I said, we will search the car and we will
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| search everybody
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| (Well, obviously, it’s not any of us) |