| See I’m trying to explain what I do on the daily
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| to ladies and gentlemen stuck in the eighties,
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| stuck in the Brady Bunch, they look at me crazy
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| cos I ain’t playing the drums or the ukelele.
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| Nah, maybe I play the bass or maybe
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| I’m payed to take Jake like Ricky Gervais
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| and just stand up, demand your hands up
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| only understand if you ain’t a fan of Hannah Montana.
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| Gotta laugh when they ask what my name is.
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| «You're famous, I know that band that you play in.»
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| «Who? |
| Me? |
| Nah that ain’t me. |
| Wrong Drapht,
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| I’ve been making my mark for playing air guitar.»
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| (Make more noise than heavy metal)
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| Disregarding me being an artist.
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| Didn’t want to see me start playing the air guitar.
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| I play the air guitar.
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| And if anyone ask you, listen up, on their behalf,
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| I play the air guitar.
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| I play the air guitar.
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| Step on stage, the fans are rough
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| cos I move like Chuck Barry and Angus Young,
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| Genghis Khan killer with an invisible lacks.
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| You’re living with Frank Zappa with a rhythm of Slash.
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| You riddle me this, little pivotal clap.
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| Those rats have called me wigging out,
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| listening to me rap.
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| Uh, ok, back in the day. |
| Remember back then?
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| Didn’t sound like back in the stage, we didn’t have an accent.
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| I had an accent, yeah, I had an accent.
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| Sounded like the way that I spoke.
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| And that was acting?
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| From a grapher to rap and I born the beat
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| I wanted to be a DJ, but scratching it wasn’t cheap,
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| so I rapped to an industry, more of a convention.
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| Didn’t have an instrument, you didn’t get a mention.
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| Ok a scene won’t last aha yeah I get it,
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| You rather me play the air guitar.
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| Disregarding me being an artist.
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| Didn’t want to see me start playing the air guitar.
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| I play the air guitar.
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| And if anyone ask you, listen up, on their behalf,
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| I play the air guitar.
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| I play the air guitar.
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| I play the air guitar!
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| See, I got people tearing down the walls.
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| Crowd surfer like listening to rock and roll.
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| The whole crowd is boxed in, head banging like boxing
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| Danny Green, you lost it soon as the beat drops in.
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| Knocks him off the feet gots to have it.
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| Rocking him back and then forth, complete madness.
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| You can imagine a man-made way people dance
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| and on site like it’s Hussain’s grave.
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| And my irrate neighbours hating me doing this.
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| Three AM and still playing my music.
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| «Enough! |
| You gotta stop turning it up!»
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| «Nah, nah, you know that ain’t me. |
| I play the air guitar»
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| (Make more noise than heavy metal)
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| Disregarding me being an artist.
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| Didn’t want to see me start playing the air guitar.
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| I play the air guitar.
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| And if anyone ask you, listen up, on their behalf,
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| I play the air guitar.
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| I play the air guitar.
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| I play the air guitar! |