| First one is playful
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| Type you’d like to cradle
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| Mind state favorable
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| Never tried the pain
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| To make her hateful or disdainful
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| Tight frame, face is like an angel’s
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| Every step gracefully
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| Parades the nicest navel
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| (She's pure!)
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| In a way you can’t create with any facial
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| That’s the type of Maid I’d like waiting on my table
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| But when it comes to conversation
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| This could be debatable
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| Regurgitating all the same bull
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| She saw on cable
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| It’s a given that your smitten
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| Cos she’s so damn hot
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| She’s that image of perfection
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| Every grown man wants
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| But on a search for your equivalent
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| You’re totally off
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| Cos she can get you feeling young
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| Then let you know that you’re not
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| So you can brag that you’re mackin dude
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| But that’s a crass attitude
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| Don’t you know that too much candy is bad for you?
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| (Go on!)
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| Just try and handle youth
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| It’s attractive too
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| But once she’s had a few
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| She’s acting like a minor nag and boo
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| Best to get this understood
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| Or you’ll wind up in a frenzy
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| Cos she’s looking so good
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| But the mind isn’t ready
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| So, if you’re on some dumb tip, get your fun fix |
| Otherwise you’re best to run quick
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| From these young chicks
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| She’s quite some picture, this I can see
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| Still she’s not enticing to me
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| Just because she’s beautiful
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| It doesn’t mean she’s suitable
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| I refuse the lose it
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| So I won’t be getting too enthralled
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| Second one’s a, twisted plot
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| Guaranteed to make you grimace lots
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| Frisky fox, snare you with a wiggle
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| Plus a quick snog
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| One minute she’s on it but
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| The thing you wouldn’t miss much
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| Is purely cold blooded how
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| Quickly she can switch off
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| Hissy fit strops
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| It’s a killer when she’s pissed off
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| Clearly hot, still she gets as chilly as a crisp cross
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| One that’s been in love with it but since lost
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| Now it’s just a grim sloth
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| For anyone who want’s to come and win props
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| It’s over for your own thoughts
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| Let alone your cohorts
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| This one got you groaning down your phone
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| Until your throat’s hoarse
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| And so on, and so fourth
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| Most want to know more
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| But then get roasted boar
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| Like she exposed them to a blowtorch
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| Playing mind games
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| Climbing right inside the eye’s brain
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| Devising ways of applying strain |
| Until he’s quite changed
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| Left in Dire Straights
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| Let me try define a nice dame
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| See me I wouldn’t bite the bait
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| Must be an acquired taste
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| Please she’s a chicken-head
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| With vicious talents
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| Curse your bloodline to hell and then
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| She’ll (Switch!) like it didn’t happen
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| Hell of a fickle madame
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| Forever at the center of a bitter tantrum
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| Cool your jets and leave the bitch abandoned |