Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Too Fat Polka, artist - Doris Day. Date of issue: 07.09.2011
Song language: English
Too Fat Polka |
| Fat and weak, what a disgrace |
| Guess the champ got too lazy |
| Ain’t gonna fly now, he’s just takin' up space |
| Sold his gloves, threw his eggs down the drain |
| But he’s no bum, he works down the street |
| He bought the neighborhood deli |
| Back on his feet, now he’s choppin' up meat |
| Come inside, maybe you’ll hear him say |
| Try the rye or the kaiser |
| They’re on special tonight |
| If you want, you can have an appetizer |
| You might like our silami and the liver’s alright |
| And they really go well with the rye or the kaiser |
| Never eats while on the job |
| He heard it’s good to stay hungry |
| But he makes a pretty mean shishkabob |
| Have a taste, they were made fresh today |
| Try the rye or the kaiser |
| Or the wheat or the white |
| Maybe I can suggest an appetizer |
| Stay away from the tuna, it smells funny tonight |
| But you just can’t go wrong with the rye or the kaiser |
| So today, his deli comes first |
| Steady dreams of his past days of glory |
| Goes to the back and beats on the liverwurst |
| All the while you can still hear him say |
| It’s the rye or the kaiser |
| It’s the thrill of one bite |
| Let me please be your catering advisor |
| If you want substitutions |
| I won’t put up a fight |
| You can have your roast beef on the rye or the kaiser |
| The rye or the kaiser |
| The rye or the kaiser |